I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

@jordanstaalsmugshot idk but this makes me think of you

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

why do all women want a 6'0"+ tall guy with a 6 pack and a 6"+ dick? because satan. 666. y'all are demons. i just proved it. satan worshippers. illuminati.