I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

you got so mad that I shattered your worldview with my cock and didn't kill myself like you wanted even after stunting my growth you've resorted to forging screenshots to satisfy your fetish.

The fish did??

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations