fuckin legend

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Multitasking

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

SLAY

One of the best moments of my childhood.

I say things like “I’m not interested in sports” I really have to give a caveat to explain I really mean “sportsball”, those mass media team sporting events that lead to white privilege riots and fill the pockets of millionaires and billionaires. Because this? This is incredible, just the athleticism, what bodies can do, female, male, young or adult, differently abled…just awesome.

^^^^

I really wanna see him do ballet in the spider suit now

ZENDAYA’S F A C E

PEOPLE THAT CAN DO FOUETTES WITHOUT POINTE SHOES SCARE ME OK

She did that!!!!!!!

if she wasn’t an icon already…

got the munchies like

sext: I’ll give you my hoodie

what a vicious attack

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.