I Shipped that way before it set sail.

and welcome

to

the

jam

This aged well

This took me a second to get it right

all letters in my name are actually silent

it’s pronounced like *gust of wind*

Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here

depends on your accent

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

“I think you know I am filled with existential angst.” This hits a bit too close to home?

For the last time, yolo. Yolo!

My boyfriends is "look me in the eye.. I was watching porn instead" and now he won't stop saying it for EVERYTHING

I love every single person who reblogged this

Have a great day x

Go unfollow this blog all you want, I am reblogging this. 

I am aware this does not follow this blog’s style, however, I find it necessary to reblog this

Reblog this. It’s so important #justiceformuslims

Bruh this a new one gotta try it out

I scrolled past and then scrolled back up :-/

This so cute

Abuela plz.

Have any of your friendships ever ended because you were always the first one to talk to someone and one day you stopped to see if they would talk to you first and they never did so you just stopped talking to each other?

And then they blamed me because I "always start it first" and now it's like I "just don't care" yeah. Waited for you to care enough to reach out homie.

Anyways if you plan to vote for Trump unfollow and block me thanks

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

when stretched out by 21 peanuts starts playing 😍😍😍👌👌💯💯😍😍😍😍😍👌👌💯👌

I can't breathe.

But the English settlers came legally to colonize the new land

How the FUCK was it legal? We entered a country without permission and slaughtered practically all the natives. Explain how that’s legal.

“Legally colonize” is an oxymoron