from the offset, armys could tell something was off. the way jin and taehyung immediately looked down with smirks upturning the corners of their lips, the way hoseoks smile just slightly faltered into an expression of shock before his eyes glistened like never before. and namjoons wide eyes sending you a look screaming i know what you're up to.
the others weren't any better either, deciding on simply chuckling when you stepped into the room with a flimsy stack of cards in hand.
"hello guys, it’s lovely to meet you. my name is y/n. i will be your interviewer today!!!" you tittered, knowing damn well that they knew who you were but you had a persona to keep up and you’d be damned if you let it end this early.
you had been close to jimin since your younger years, having fought over who was the better dancer despite you both knowing it was him. sometimes you just liked to rile him up. you came together once your three week dispute finally ended (he had given you a flower he found and everything was quickly forgotten).
jimin stayed close by your side, and by his other side was his beloved members so it wasn't a big surprise when you all came together. you built a close relationship with them rather quickly as you watched them take on the world and they watched you do whatever you pleased. you always had some kind of scheme up your sleeve, like when you somehow managed to become employed in their hairstyling team and convinced everyone to dye their hairs the colours of the rainbow because you could hear the voice inside you saying that this “incorporated the true meaning of their concept better".
you never did listen to that voice deeming it as too responsible, but it came in handy here.
you couldn't hold back your joy when two days later, you were met with a blue taehyung and orange jimin looking rather spectacular.
once the group realised this was your doing, they weren't pleased (even after your endless compliments that jungkook claimed you owed them) and so you quit that job and became an interviewer.
"hello, it's nice to meet you, y/n. we are bts and we couldn't be more excited for this interview today." namjoon smiled but the glint of worry that flashed through his eyes juxtaposed it.
"before we start can i just say that i'm a really huge fan of the hair. you guys look truly delectable." you smirked, feeling content with the soft blush that rose on jins ears and the shy smile on yoongi's lips.
"today we're going to be answering questions taken directly from your fans across a number of social media platforms, they have a lot to ask. some of the questions focus on separate members to give each of you a chance to share something about yourselves and get real personal with your amazing fans."
the group nodded but jimin wasn't okay with the smirk that remained on your face, he had faced many of your jokes and knew better than to trust you in a situation like this.
you cleared your throat, "this is from jooniesfiance94,” namjoons eyes widened and the others attempted to hold back their chuckles. it wouldn't be so funny to them in a few minutes.
"can joon choke me with his titties? like now."
his face paled, "wha.. uh thanks?? but no i cannot." his reaction had you bussin up but you couldn't afford to waste time before moving on to the rest.
“okay, next one!! from kimseokdilf, it’s 5 am. why is jin not in my bed feeding me eggs or his fingers? both are needed : ((."
jin immediately stopped giggling with jungkook and grimaced but covered it up with a smile "aah thank you, thank you. i make perfect eggs, you know? yes my eggs are very very lovely." he smiled at the camera before shifting his vision and glaring at you.
“well jin you do have the reputation of being the cook in the group, so it's no surprise that you make fantastic eggs." you softly laughed. "this comes from weluvjhope, does hoseok like sushi? i need to know where i should take him on our first date."
"oooooh," hoseok smiled, holding a hand to his heart. he had gotten the brunt of your last prank, yellow tresses glistening under the studio lights, so you decided to go easy on him plus you also had a soft spot towards him because who didn't?
"i don't mind any food as long as i'm with army!" he smiled, soft eyes shining bright. you cheesed, he was too cute sometimes.
"okay chokemejeon wants to know why are bts so attractive?? i will really grab jungkook and kiss the shit out of him." jungkook wanted to swat you. you knew how he disliked things like this, unable to deal with bold affection as such but here you were, sitting there with that proud smirk on your face.
with pink stained cheeks, he rubbed his face and grinned, “thank you, we try our best to look good for army.”
“is that it?” you smirked, you and jungkook always had a small feud between you and you planned to milk this as much as possible. “you’re not gonna comment on their strong desire to, and i quote, kiss the shit out of you?”
“ah well they can’t kiss me but you can kiss my photocard.” he squirmed under your attention and threw a finger heart to the camera beside him.
“ooh! so cute!! next we have a question from sugassoulmate, i can’t be the only one who wants to feel the power of yoongs tongue technology? like daaaaamn i KNOWWW it would send me to heaven and back!!”
yoongi just stared at the ground, blinking slowly. he didn’t have anything to say back because what they were insinuating was extremely clear and he wanted no part in it.
“the phrase “tongue technology” is a phrase i used to emphasise the power of words, especially in songs. people often forget to listen to the words they’re singing and rock to the beat, which is fine, but we often forget the authority in the messages artists portray. however.. i don’t think it has the ability to send you to heaven and back.”
you internally sighed. out of all the members it would be yoongi to turn a provocative remark as such into a life lesson. the hate you had for his intelligence had never been higher.
“oh.” speechless. “i- uh i have nothing to say. you’re so smart and pretty. everyone clap for yoongi!” the members and staff all cheered and clapped, causing a flutter of butterflies to pick up in his stomach. he really did love you.
“okay, one more! this is for both taehyung and jimin, it’s a really adorable one. iheartvmin says why do taehyung and jimin always spank each other? is it muscle memory or what?? i’m sure many viewers, myself included, are wondering the same thing, is it a friend thing or perhaps something more?”
you were indeed dead.
jimins faux smile failed to reach his eyes, glazed with pure malice. taehyung laughed but you didn’t miss the short scoff that he released.
taehyung cleared his throat, “jimin-ah is a very close friend of mine so we are naturally touchy with each other. i'm sure you get personal with your friends too y/n-ah.”
“yes very true tae! unfortunately.. that’s all we have for today. this has been y/n with bts!” the members yelled and waved bye until a straight CUT was heard from the camera director.
only then did their smiles fall and heads snapped towards you. hoseok still had a soft grin, grateful for you sparing him of those horrendous questions.
“well… heyy guys! how we doinggg?” you shyly waved, hoping to soften the glares stabbing through you.
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Tags : a - angst, c - crack, d - dark, f - fluff, s - smut, y - yandere ☁️ - fav
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☆ ENHYPEN AND HOW THEIR FRIENDS FIND OUT ABOUT THEM HAVING A CRUSH.
pairing: hyung-line!enhypen x f!reader
genre: fluff, idol!au
author's notes: i like doing these 😵💫😵💫😵💫
☆ HEESEUNG
he tries to keep it a secret as long as he possibly can but jungwon gets suspicious when he notices the longing stares heeseung sends your way whenever you walk through the corridors. so naturally as the good leader he is, he wants to talk aboutt it.
it's in the late evening when heeseung congratulates himself for keeping it a secret with his favorite pastry when suddenly jungwon mentions your name. "hyung, how is yn doing today? i heard she fell down pretty hard today during practice.". heeseung is nervous, why would jungwon suddenly talk about you. "she did? i didn't know."
"oh, i thought you would since you are pretty close to her." the other members are now looking at the two curiously, listening to their conversation as they wait for any explanation.
"im not that close to her, we only talked a few times." heeseung is sweating buckets, eyes widening in fear. did jungwon found out about his crush on you?
"really? i thought you were close to her, you know, since you like her"
heeseung chokes on his pastry. sunoo lets out a gasp as he covers his mouth with his hand and the rest of the boys look at heeseung with wide eyes as a concerned look takes place over jungwon's face. the room falls silent for ten solid seconds until jungwon clears his throat awkwardly. "was i the only one to know?"
jungwon never gets his answer because as soon as the words leave his mouth, the other members' voices fill the room. "hyung! you have a crush?!" "yn?! the pretty girl with the cool dance moves?" "you were going to tell us right?"
it's safe to say that heeseung walked out of the kitchen quickly, trying to hide in one of the rooms with the members running after him, throwing questions after questions about "yn, the girl who stole heeseung's heart"
☆ JAY
jay manages to keep his crush on you a secret for around a month and a half, which is a lot and considered an achievement when you live with six noisy boys. but jay's not proud about it, since he knows the only reason why his brothers hadn't find out yet was because of their busy schedule due to their recent comeback.
so while they are all busy preparing for upcoming events, jay isn't the slightly worried about them– or you, finding out about his preference for you. that is until he catches one of your group-members eyeing him suspiciously when your group bumped into his in the hallway after your group's performance. he just hopes that she didn't catch him staring at you with heart eyes.
your group leader is very good at reading people, so one look at jay and she knows exactly why he's more flustered than usual after you complimented him on his outfit and performance. unfortunately for jay, she also loves to gossip and is very close to sunoo. less than an hour and a few whispers later, sunoo's strolling to jay in the dressing room.
when sunoo drags his stool closer to jay's until their shoulders almost touch, the latter gets suspicious, looking at the younger boy in confusion. sunoo is the first one to speak up, "do you like yn?". jay can only look at sunoo's innocent expression in shock before he shakes his head, "yn? no i don't like her." and thus begins a series of back and forth.
"so you don't think she's pretty?". jay sighs, "i didn't say that". "so you think she's pretty?" sunoo pries. "well i can't deny that", jay mumbles. "so you like yn", sunoo exclaims. "sunoo, i didnt say that", jay sighs again. "so, you don't like her?" "oh mY GOD SUNOO STOP! OKAY YES I LIKE YN AND WHAT ABOUT IT?!" jay finally admits, putting his face in his hands when he can sense the other members' stares.
sunoo only giggles devilishly, a small "got you" falling from his lips as he watches jake throw his arm around jay's shoulders, smirking when the room fills with questions and cheers from the other members.
☆ JAKE
it's seven in the evening when jake retreats to the dorm's dressing room to call his mom. he explicitly tells the other members not to come in so that he could have his weekly interaction with her. usually, jake would call his family at least two times a week.
she probably knows jake has a crush on you since the first time he talked about you because of her mother instinct and because of how happy jake sounded upon talking about your group and you. after that call ended, she had googled your group and listened to a few of your songs.
"you know, i'm quite impressed by yn. she's a very good dancer." her voice echoes through the room as jake's preparing his bag for that week's photoshoot, phone on speaker. he chuckles a bit before his mom continues, "also a very pretty girl, i understand why you have taken a liking to her."
the moment the first words leave her lips, niki barges into the room unannounced, stopping dead in his tracks when he catches on what was being said. jake panics at the sight of the youngest member and goes to grab the phone but niki's faster, snatching the phone away in front of his eyes before running off.
he listens to how his mother accidently reveal his crush, continuing to blabber about yn as she thinks she's talking to her son. niki's jumping excitedly to the living room, interupting jake's mother by yelling a loud "jake has a crush on yn! his mom told me!" through the dorm, attracting the attention of the other boys and jake thinks he might pass out as he's dramatically slumped over the dressing room's couch, whinning when he hears the footsteps of his members in the hallway.
☆ SUNGHOON
at first, none of his group members were suspicious of sunghoon. but that was only at first, and when he didn’t actually know you or meet you in person. let’s say that sunghoon was able to hide it pretty effectively since he only admired you from afar. in summary, sunghoon just doesn’t talk about you or your group to avoid any suspicions.
however, his plan backfires when his group meets yours backstage an award show and jake openly jokes about how each member is a fan of yours but sunghoon, as the latter never even pronounces your name around the dorm.
he sees you playfully cross your arms before he’s rushing over to you and jake, interrupting the conversation immediately to correct jake’s words. with a flushed face and lots of stutters, he manages to convince you that he is indeed a fan too but that he is just a bit on the quieter side and doesn’t always express his admiration for your group in front of other people.
after the show, sunghoon swears he could kill jake as he sends him death glares during the ride back home. but when they step into their dorm, he doesn’t expect his friend to turn towards him with a smirk.
“so, you got pretty irritated back there, didn’t you?”
the desire to slap jake is strong but sunghoon remains calm. “obviously, that was disrespectful of you to say.”
“we were joking, besides, how am i supposed to know you’re a fan when you act like you didn’t even know their group existed.” jake snickers at his friend’s words, having caught on why he reacted like that. he continues, throwing him a wink “don’t worry bro, i won’t talk about it.”
at the same moment, jay steps into the room, “won’t talk about what?”
jake doesn’t even spare the other boy a glance as he smirks, running a hand through his hair when he grabs himself a bottle of water. “won’t talk about sunghoon’s crush on yn.”
jay stops in his tracks, gaping at his two friends as the other members join them in the living room, having heard the last sentence of the conversation. jake leans against the kitchen counter with a big smile on his face as he watches sunghoon getting punched in the arm by a happy jungwon.
poor sunghoon can only groan in despair, scrunching his nose as he falls back onto the couch with a loud thump, hiding as much as possible in the cushions.
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hi bestie~ do you have any fic recs of things you’ve enjoyed these days? i read all of your stuff and i KNOW you have an awesome ✨taste✨
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project golden boy by @yyx2 - lives changed. moablr down in the dumps, the fandom in shambles. we needed a win. we needed a hero. ky was the avatar. idk i just love this fic beom here is so <3333. launched ky into super stardom! [fluff, s2f2l, beomgyu - txt]
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