random xmen hcs 'cause i'm bored <3
✰ Logan is a loud burper. like yknow those annoying kids that try to see who can burp louder/for longer? yeah, that's him.
✰ Hank was (and is still somewhat) obsessed with puzzles. I will not elaborate.
✰ Cyclops is the most dirty minded out of the team. Like somebody can be like "eww, it's wet" and he'll be there grinning like a fucking 11 y/o.
✰ Charles likes to talk in students' and teachers' minds and say some shit like "I know what u're doing" when he knows there's someone roaming the school after hours.
^he also used to do the shit of "I know what u are" when he was younger.
✰ Rogue and Kitty did that trend with the "run fast for your mother, run fast for your brother" (or smth like that) in which they do a handshake and then start running.
✰ Bobby does that 'styling my hair' thing when he's in the shower.
✰ Storm can and will turn the lights off when walking out of a room when there's still someone inside just to tease them.
✰ Logan never closes doors. Everyone is starting to suspect he does it just for the hell of annoying them.
✰ Kurt always has a bowl of cereal as a midnight snack. Eats it crouched over the counter too.
✰ Jean has helped students with impulse dyeing their hair more than three times.
✰ Logan has cero space awareness and he'll sometimes bump his shoulder/arm against the doorframe or random furniture.
✰ Cyclops is the type of dude to walk with his arms completely outstretched infront of him and bent knees whenever inside a dark room.
✰ Kitty likes Sanrio, Cinnamonroll is her favourite.
^ Logan calls Kitty 'hello kitty' from time to time just to piss her off.
^kitty absolutely hates this.
✰ Quicksilver tried the mixing an energy drink with sour gummies and will prufosely go out of his way to tell everyone not to do it.
^still nobody knows what happened.
✰ if it was set in the 2000's, Rogue would definetely be a creepypasta kid (but the actual creepy stuff, not the fanon).
^Kitty would be a fanon creepypasta kid, her fav were jeff and nina (she's basic).
✰ More than three different kids have asked Hank if he was the Beast from the disney Beauty and the Beast movie😭
✰ Jean collects the cake-stand figurines from the birthdays celebrated in the school.
✰ Logan hates white chocolate with a burning passion.
✰ Kurt only eats the white cream from the oreos.
^Logan eats the cookie.
✰ One time Cyclops frustrated Logan so much that he real close into Cyclops face to argue with him and Cyclops blurted out "you look like you want to kiss me".
^Logan punched him in the gut after that comment.
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