Tumblr thots be like “I just want to live in the country and tend to my goats” but all they do is post nudes on line and get C’s in their communications classes

I wish I was an adult in 2006 so I could have heard akon’s smack that in a club and gone buck fucking wild

everytime a man raises his stupid ass voice out of no where i get to the urge to end his worthless life on the spot

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

If she’s ur girl… then why is she solving the jonbenet case with me

I’m one of those girls that uses lotions and creams and body butters every single day bc I love being soft and delicately well scented & every time I put some one I think of that one line in Gone Girl where Amy’s husband is like “and all of her lotioning. it was so annoying.” And I rub the lotion into my body with more vigor. what a damn and mean loser.

Pick ur head up dumbass……..ur dunce cap is falling