fandoms, fish, and feminism

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

Scooby Doo teens be like if we don’t go around in a van looking for criminals who will. Who fucking will.

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

Y'all mind if I chime in?

Bringing this out in the middle of my dinner party while the guests bang their fists on the table.

I just lost 3 years of my life

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

This would immesurably improve both sports.

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

glad you like it

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

your dad is a fucking innovator

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

this post came from a darker universe