I'm the Birdchelor

Since it is December I will reiterate the hill I am willing to die on: elf practice was the best meme and it needs to return every holiday season

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

wield a flaming sword

Be covered in eyes

three pairs of wings

Wheel

announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go

I don’t ever reblog these But holy fuck come thru tonight lucky clover cat you’re all I got

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

you are going to secure a major win soon. from that moment on, your life will change completely. keep your vision alive. keep moving. what’s to come will be better than anything you’ve ever known

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn