PSA: Cellulite and stretch marks are normal. The only reason we’ve been told that they’re not is because companies want to sell you products to reduce, minimize, or eliminate these very natural body characteristics. Your body is not a photoshop picture. Stop beating yourself up for being human. 

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

THIS IS ME AS HELL I WAS JUST DOING THIS 4 MINUTES AGO AH

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

This Robot Hand Will Allow You To Bother An Entire Duck

also if yr a trump supporter hit that motherfuckin unfollow! block me bitch! block my entire family! please! i never wanna see u or hear from u again!