La Sirenita

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

the real glo up is when you accept everyone for who they are and you accept yourself for who you are and focus your energy on enjoying life and making the best of every moment instead of looking around at everyone else’s life with envy and self loathing

Shoutout to girls who can’t afford to shop at Free People, Agent Provocateur, UO, and Nordstrom and yet you still look bomb as fuck. IDGAF if you got that shirt at TJ Maxx or Forever 21, girl, you look so good. Oh, you got that makeup at target??? Walgreens??? Sick. Go you. You look fucking beautiful.

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when you listen to men speak, notice what they say. are they talking about themselves? their experiences? their thoughts? their feelings? when you ask them how they’re doing, do they talk for ten minutes and then forget to ask how you’re doing? if you tell them about an issue you’re facing, do they listen actively and compassionately or do they wait for you to stop so that they can interject a judgment/evaluation/opinion? do they constantly interrupt you with their input, their wisdom, their advice? when you tell them a story do they constantly point out the things you did wrong? do they always seem to have the “obvious solution” to your “little problems”? are they condescending about your field of work or study? do they constantly try to teach you about your area of work or study, do they want to hear your input or your addition to the discussion or do they just want to feel superior by teaching you something about your field? does it feel like they take up all the air and space in the room? do you feel small and ignorant around them?