Symphony In Spectromagic

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

everyone in 2008:

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

victoria’s secret:  @fawn–queen the employees are generally too friendly and the probability of your cry being interrupted is ALMOST as high as in nordstrom. that said, there are plenty of very soft bras and pairs of panties for you to blow your nose/wipe your eyes on and possibly shorten the length of the cry–just be sure to buy them afterward. 7.6/10

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