Keeko

An innovator

Couture.

I want this tattooed on me

A little louder for those in the back.

This THIS THIS THIS.

This is why people keep quiet about their mental illnesses…and why we need to speak up.

Fight. Him.

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

there are TEARS

Any hot sugar daddies follow me? Poor student looking to make some money by doing absolutely nothing except look cute

by Jim Benton

OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE

It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.

tbh as awesome as that scene from Zootopia is I can’t help but laugh a little at Judy’s “It’s not a bunny would go savage” since rabbits can be really fucking aggressive meanwhile foxes are typically afraid of everything.

As someone who breeds angora rabbits AND owns a pet fox, I can 100% verify this. Rabbits can and will fuck you up. I had a rabbit named Hazard–you could not safely reach into her cage without welding gloves, because she would lunge and latch onto your arm and shake her head like a fucking dog. I have SCARS from rabbits. My fox, meanwhile, is afraid of the dark. He’s afraid of the vacuum cleaner. He fears grasshoppers and cats. He fears strangers. He fears rabbits.

Idk that rounds up the metaphor even better

^This.

@cthulhuslawyergraydeath666

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SAD ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF THIS SONG, I NEVER REALISED IT WAS FILMED THEN CUT

all the durmstrang and beauxbatons kids are just like what the actual fuck

OMFG

this is fab 

Thank you

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Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

IM LAUGHING