wow the big milk

Authors of poems and books didn’t even know about the deep meaning of their works like English teachers.

We claim to be the dominant species, but the second a wasp shows up we become it’s bitch.

It’s amazing what you can pull out of your academic ass when staring down the barrel of a deadline

*makes 15 different playlists to match all my personalities*

worst part of driving is when ur going 15 over the limit & ur still getting passed by everyone like bastards You are the animals here not me

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

I’m sorry I’m trying to read the subtitles.

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how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy

not to flex on u strangers but ive never had a supernatural phase