* â â â text starters !!!
feel free 2 change pronouns & such
[text:]  you  will  machete  through  this!!  **make it
[text:]Â wait you like me ?? for my personality ???
[text:]Â i have to kill him. idk how to hit on him so he has to die.
[text:]Â make sure no one has fun w/o me & make sure they all know itâs cause iâm not there.
[text:]Â hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me
[text:]Â am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes
[text:]Â words canât describe how cute you are. numbers can tho. 3/10
[text:]Â thatâs a terrible idea.
[text:]Â youâre a terrible idea.
[text:]Â what, pray tell, the fuck
[text:]Â sorry my batteryâs on 96% i gtg
[text:]Â do you have anything else to tell me? bc well your horoscope said that youâre keeping secrets so like idk i donât wanna call you a liar but the stars donât lie idk
[text:]Â the only fetish iâm into is attention
[text:]Â dogs are better than boys & thatâs just a fact idc what u think
[text:]Â weâre talking about me now. so can you please not. thanks. anyway back to me.
[text:]Â hmm, good point, but have you ever considered: eat my ass????
[text:]Â i need a gf who will go ufo hunting with me
[text:]Â when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, & iâm convinced he came up with it on the spot.
[text:]Â are you going to be a bitch your whole life?
[text:]Â we had sex but it wasnât that great bc i had banana bread in my car & i couldnât stop thinking about it lmao. he was tryna be sexy & asked âso what do you wantâ & i was like my fuckin banana bread lmao
[text:]Â wym âfuckerâ isnât a term of endearment
[text:] i swear if i see your typing bubble before i finish iâm gonna have a fit
[text:] fuck you i do wtf i want
[text:] i know iâm a horrible roommate/part of why u canât trust men but itâs 5 am so shut the fuck up
[text:] hey just wanted 2 let u know iâm beautiful. thank you & good night.