I fully believe that, the next annual muppets series - which will get cancelled after like 10 episodes - will be a drag show. Hear me out, not only The Muppets are the best candidates for this, cuz of the
clear as fuckin day gayness of it all, buut
also RuPaul has been in like 3 different muppets movies??! Soo,
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*in the writers room*
Kermit - coming out of a meeting with Scooter: okay guys, the network has given us no extendence on the deadline. I know its a quick call, with the all-nighters we're pulling
*he's putting down coffes for everyone, when getting to Yolanda she startles awake*
Kermit: I've tried to fight-
Scooter: figuratively. .... Just as a side note. For accuracy.
Kermit: I've tried to fight figuratively-
Scooter: more like, with no fight at all...? You really gave your back in.
Kermit: .... Anyways, what are our top ideas?!
Pepe: well i mean- if you didnt feel the need to be relevent.... we've got nothing.
Kermit: no Pepe, we are not doing rizzhouse or whatever it is, it needs to be for a whole family audience.
Pepe: But if you dont know what it is, why arent you giving it a chance?!
Rizzo: Yeahh, with me and him we could get all the ladys swept. No wonder I'm called Rizz-o
*the whole room groans*
Kermit: okay, guys, anyone else? Did you even bother to write on the whiteboard-
Yolanda: well we did but... it turned into a war zone
...
Kermit: ....w h a t
Yolanda: yeah bcuz they dont think anyone would like to watch us be an influencer family!!
Receptionist (Big mean Carl): I said it could work, but we'd need a baby for that! A cute little face to sell the merch. We'd rather have a reality show! I could finally be on tv...
Scooter: ...you already work for our tv company..
*talking over eachother*
Yolanda: Noo, we should write Yaoi!
Pepe: ooh a spicy one
Fozzie: -a stand up special! Ppl really seem to dig that
Swedish Shef: shiini shef shedowm (tiny shef redo)
Gonzo: A survival show! But not a regular one, one where you'd need to survive with Chickens! Not as a food source....
Scooter: Or Musicals! They're in the season. ....i hear
*talking over each other intensifies*
Kermit: guuys, can we calm down?
*a table gets thrown right next to Kermit*
Kermit: ....good grief.... also how did all of you get in?! This is the writers room.
*a gong goes off*
Dr. Teeth: thank you Zoot. Now i think all of us are underestimating our green-fuzzy friend capabalities of making entertainmentries. We could tottally get the network to work for our favour
Janice: -yeah like tottaly, we could like save the world
Lips: hamambu hummhum
Dr. Teeth: -or to get the ill-fully delegilaised, medicine fully be back on our marketised-markets.
/:|
Floyd: -he means the green stuff. What you can smoke-
*talking over eachother*
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*in the distance we see Animal walking RuPaul to the writers room*
RuPaul: Are you sure that im needed? Cuz last time it was not easy to get back to my show on time-
Animal: Yaah. Crisis
RuPaul: ?
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*RuPaul's in the writer rooms, Miss Piggy emerges from the dark*
Miss Piggy: Oh RuPaul, you finally came to have try at out divaing me? And then absolutely fail?
Rupaul: hahahahahaa, Oh honey, but a queen is better than a diva. Everyone knows that
Miss Piggy: Well a renowned interviewer-actress-muppet-puppet-entrepreneur is greater than that!
RuPaul: R you sure the queen of drag's not bigger than *gestures to her* that?
Miss Piggy: I- uh, R you sure you didnt only came here to get sashayed away you bald piece of work!
:0shock in the whole room
Uncle Deadly - behind Miss Piggy: Oh piggy, you shouldnt have:|
