#007

SCREAM   :

❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜

❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜

❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜

❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜

❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜

❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜

❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜

❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜

❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜

❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜

❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜

❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜

❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜

❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?  Don’t think so! ❜

❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜

❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜

❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface.  I wanna be in the sequel! ❜

❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜

❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜

❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜

❛ What’s your favorite scary movie?  What comes to mind? ❜

❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜

❛ Tell me something.  Did you really put her liver in the mailbox?  ❜

❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜

SCREAM   2   :    

❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I?  ❜

❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜

❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜

❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜

❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜

❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜

❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜

❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜

❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜

❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜

❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜

❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜

❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜

❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜

❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜

❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜

❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜

❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜

❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜

❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ Is that the best you can do?  ❜

❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto.  ❜

❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜

❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜

SCREAM   3   :

❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜

❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜

❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name].  ❜

❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜

❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜

❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own.  ❜

❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜

❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜

❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜

❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜

❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜

❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜

❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜

❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜

❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜

❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜

❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜

❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜

❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜

❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜

❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜

❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜

❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜

❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜

SCREAM   4   :

❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜

❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜

❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜

❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜

❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜

❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive.  ❜

❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜

❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜

❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜

❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜

❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜

❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜

❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜

❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜

❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜

❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜

❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜

❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜

❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜

❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the 'net? ❜

❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜

❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜

❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜

“  do  you  like  scary  movies ?  ”

“  be  afraid.  be  very  afraid.  ”

“  a  census  taker  once  tried  to  test  me.  i  hate  his  liver  with  some  fava  beans  and  a  nice  chianti.  ”

“  i  see  dead  people.  ”

“  we  all  go  a  little  mad  sometimes.  ”

“  congratulations.  you’re  still  alive. most  people  are  so  ungrateful  to  be  alive.  but  not  you.  not  anymore.  ”

“  i  wanna  play  a  game.  ”

“  we  came.  we  saw,  we  kicked  its  ass !  ”

“  drink  with  me.  and  live  forever.  ”

“  it’s  halloween.  everyone's  entitled  to  one  good  scare.  ”

“  whatever  you  do,  don’t  fall  asleep.  ”

“  we’ve  all  become  god's  madmen.  all  of  us.  ”

“  i  have  come  to  chew  bubblegum  and  kick  ass.  and  i’m  all  out  of  bubblegum.”

“  no  tears  please  ,  it’s  a  waste  of  good  suffering.  ”

“  trust  is  a  hard  thing  to  come  by  these  days.  ” 

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“Something’s coming. Something hungry for blood.”

“[Name], we’ve discussed this, mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”

“Guys, I really think we should turn back.”

“Did you ever think maybe [name] went missing because he ran into something bad?”

“I think it’s cool. It’s like you have superpowers or something.”

“Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.”

“Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.”

“[Name], don’t do it! Seriously, don’t do it, man! Seriously, don’t.”

“[Name], I don’t think this is a good idea, man.”

“No, [name], you’re not the Monster. You saved me, do you understand? You saved me.”

“I know who you are, I know what you’ve done.”

“And now you’re asking for my help? Go to hell.”

“Just hold on a little longer, okay? He’s gone, the bad man’s gone.”

“I just didn’t want you to think I was such a wastoid, you know?”

“You shouldn’t like things just because people tell you you’re supposed to.”

“She helped just enough so she could get what she wants: food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.”

“I don’t care if anyone believes me. I am not gonna stop looking for him until I find him and bring him home!”

“This is not yours to fix alone.”

“You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.”

“Why do we even need weapons anyway? We have her.”

“Only love makes you that crazy, sweetheart, and that damn stupid.”

“My dad took me hunting on my birthday. Made me kill a rabbit.”

“I guess he thought it would make me into more of a man, or something. I cried for a week.”

“I don’t feel good about this. I don’t feel good about this!”

“You were right. This whole time you were right.”

“He just wants to get in your pants.”

Good morning, children!  Good morning, Papa!