louder than bombs

you’re one of the few people that feel that way, my dude. and johnny is hardly your competition – especially since i’m fairly sure he’s not aware of my interest. though i told lily-rose’s mom, so maybe he does. either way, i’m keeping hope alive on banging him though. dude, we’ve already covered why people are charmed by me, my dick. look, i can understand why people get their feelings hurt as well – sometimes people confuse lust with love. but i’m just saying, it confuses me that they catch feelings when they know from the start, i’m just catching a nut and nothing more. oh man, i’m an asshole – you’ve just not seen that side of me, i also can be toxic as fuck. i’ll appreciate all the effort you put into not getting clingy because of my magical dick, thank you. but since dinner and dick can be arranged, when are we going to arrange it? are you coming to paris this weekend? after my party the magic can happen if you are – my sister is coming with me to watch my daughter that night, so i’ll be child free. hey, i was just assuming it was going to be good enough that i’d want one more round for the road in the morning. though if we’re doing this in paris – i guess you can order me room service in the morning, though i’m a little bummed now that i’m missing out on a good denver omelet.

You told the mother of his children that you wanted to bang him? I’m impressed with that and now I’m wondering what her mom had to say. I also appreciate the fact that you stay true to yourself. Because I don’t think many people would talk about wanting to bang someone while simultaneously attempting to get into someone else’s pants. They’re charmed by your dick and not your humor, 10-4. I can see where you’re coming from with that, but again even if you’re just trying to catch a nut, some people still struggle with not getting their feelings involved. Intimacy brings a lot of emotions to the table for some people. I think I’d rather not see the asshole side of you, or the toxic side of you I suppose. But as long as I mind my p’s and q’s, I’ll be fine right? I was going to ask you the same thing about when we can arrange it, but I will be in Paris so we can make it happen then. That’s good of your sister to come with so someone can watch your daughter and you can have some fun, I know it must not be easy being a single father when it comes to nights out. I appreciate the vote of confidence that I’d be good enough you’d want more than 1 round, I’m over here blushing right now. But I’ll gladly order you room service in the morning, and I’ll make you a Denver omelet down the road with no strings attached. Unless I wow you and earn myself a 2nd time, right? That's something I think I recall you saying before.

I’m beyond flattered you think so, and of course hoping you’ll enjoy all of them for the brilliant people I’ve worked with. And absolutely, The Matrix was just such a huge series so between getting something new and the reminder of the nostalgia of the old, watching Resurrections was quite the experience. I feel the same way because I like to think I take something special away from each of my films, though I can’t deny Wolf certainly gave me what I’m most grateful for in meeting my soulmate and having our family. My Own Private Idaho is such a brilliant film, and both you and River were incredible in it. So I can see how the memories from that would be ones you cherish most from your films. But see, you have a reputation for being so nice that no one would believe you’re the worst person to work with, mate! It’s wonderful you’ve gotten Constantine 2 greenlit when it’s something you’ve been looking forward to, and I hope the filming for it is just as fun. I’d be thrilled to work with Lil again, so we’d owe you double if that happened! A spin-off of John Wick? That sounds exciting given it’s such an immersive world, and I’m already thrilled to see what it’s about! Though I hope you’ve gotten a break from work to celebrate the holidays!

You’ve done amazing on all the films I’ve watched so far, but enjoy how humble you are by pointing out everyone else you’ve worked with. It pleases me to hear that Resurrections was quite the experience for you, and The Matrix is like John Wick to me. I’d make a million of those if they ask for loving the series so much. I think if you’re not taking away something special from each movie that you make, then you’re not truly experiencing everything about the filming process that makes it so wonderful. But as someone that hasn’t had luck in the romantic department, I think it’s a beautiful thing you met your soulmate on Wolf and it gives me a little hope. A lot of people have recently discovered My Own Private Idaho and I love that a new generation is getting to experience just how amazing River was. I’ll admit that I’m grateful that that’s the reputation I have in this industry, and hopefully, I’ll continue being the nice guy everyone wants to work with! Thank you, friend, as I’ve been pushing for Constantine 2 for years and was starting to lose hope! It’s going to be a great movie, which would only be made better with you and your wife being a part of it, I firmly believe that so I’ll do what I can to make it happen! And it’s pretty exciting playing John Wick in a different environment and I’m getting to work with the lovely Ana de Armas and Norman Reedus! It’s a good plot, so I hope you enjoy it when it comes out and you’re able to see it! I did get a break though, spent my holidays in Malibu and I’m now in Paris for the New Year. I hope you and the family had a wonderful holiday as well. And if you’re in Paris, I’ll be at Mr O’Brien’s party tonight and will gladly buy you a drink if you’re there!

i don’t see the point of wasting time filling people full of bullshit, i’d rather just be upfront and not fuck around, you dig? did you also forget me saying that i’ve been trying to bang my daughter’s godmother’s father? who is a year older than you i might add. it’s cute that you think that people are charmed by me because of my sense of humor, but always happy to make someone laugh. thank you for finally getting it, because i was starting to worry you were dealing with a cognitive decline in your old age. it never makes sense to me when people get in their feelings and get hurt by me – i don’t make a single promise, because i know i won’t keep it. nine times out of ten i’m an asshole and they still catch feelings, though my dick game is pretty solid. ten out of ten if you will, so maybe i can understand why they get clingy. i like how you said youths to me like i’m not in my damn thirties. what am i expecting to happen? my two favorite d’s, dinner and dick – then if you’re lucky, i’ll let you make me breakfast in the morning.

I dig and I think it’s pretty refreshing that you’re so upfront and don’t want to waste anyone’s time. No, I didn’t forget that my competition is Johnny, I’m sorry that you’ve not got to bang him yet. Well, now you have me wondering why people are charmed by you if it’s not your sense of humor? You’ve got me laughing again, but no, I’m not having a cognitive decline in my old age. It’s good you do not make promises you can’t keep but I guess I can understand why people get their feelings hurt. Sometimes people can’t help but get into their feelings when they’re intimate with someone. I find it hard to believe you’re an asshole though, but good to know your dick game is pretty solid, and I’ll try my best to not become clingy since it’s so magical and all. Even if your 30′s you’re still a youth to me. I like the sound of your 2 favorite d’s then, I guess dinner and dick can be arranged. I might be lucky enough to cook you breakfast in the morning? I thought you normally expect people to leave right after? Though I do make a mean Denver omelet, if I do get to stay till breakfast.

We can’t all be young forever. If only we could be. Weeks? Oh goodness. I love looking at snow, but if I can avoid having to be in it..driving, walking, etc, then I do anything in order to do so. Two months? That’s a good bit of time to enjoy somewhere new. Sweaters are just below weighted blankets for me. I love those damn things. I pass right out when I crawl under one of them. By the way, it is that time of year, so thank you for contributing to my favorite Christmas movie that isn’t entirely focused on Christmas. 

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could be young forever though? That would be pretty amazing, and it’s something I know I’d enjoy. I don’t blame you as I love riding my motorcycle everywhere and you can’t do that in the snow, I’d rather have the gorgeous weather in LA, so I can always ride my bike! I’ve never used a weighted blanket but I’ve heard good things about them, they help you sleep that quickly? Because if that’s the case, I suffer from crazy insomnia and it sounds like I need to get a weighted blanket. And you’re welcome, does that mean you watch the movie every Christmas? Because my sisters do and then live text me through the whole thing like I wasn’t in the movie.

For sure. It’s so great making those memories and the kids having fun. Brings out my inner little kid as well. Hold on… you’ve never done one? No way! There’s still time to fix that. Well, you can eat them if you want to. It’s all edible, obviously. I tend to gradually eat the candy decorations off it after a few days but not much of the gingerbread. Now that you mention it though, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen anyone eat an entire one. They’re a year old. That’s alright, there’s nothing wrong with simple. Being together with family is one of the best parts of the holidays. Especially if you don’t get to see them all the time. 

I can only imagine and I’ll say that it makes me a little sad that I’ll miss out on making memories like that since I don’t have any kids of my own. And since I’m 58, that’s likely not going to change. I haven’t ever done one, I’ve seen the kits and thought it would be fun, but then was never sure I’d enjoy it. Plus I think making it fresh would be better, right? I’d be the same as you and just eat the candy off if all, I’m not sure I’d be all that into gingerbread! You would think eating a whole gingerbread house would be a contest they’d have somewhere, right? Because they have eating contests for everything! A year old? That’s amazing, that’s when they’re starting to develop their personalities and I bet that’s fun! Did you end up having a great holiday together? I was happy getting to see a lot of my family I normally don’t see. Far too many of them said I was a stranger to them because I work too much, but I don’t see myself slowing down anytime soon.

i just want the record to state that giving me any sort of free time will result in me getting lost in hours of documentaries about cryptids— more specifically bigfoot. what started out as harmless background noise soon turned into four hours of me watching a group of grown men walk around the woods at night yodeling into the forest trying to speak to bigfoot. during those four hours of life changing footage i had the stupid idea that i could also make a living walking around the woods yodeling for bigfoot. someone remind me why that is such a terrible idea before i do something dumb. / @gonehollywoodstarters

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I don’t believe I’ve ever watched a documentary about cryptids and from the way that you explain it, I’ve been missing out. There’s a part of me that can’t believe there are grown men out there that walk around the woods yodeling and trying to speak to Bigfoot. How did they know this was a skill of theirs that they had? While I don’t believe any idea is stupid, I’m not sure you’ll be making as much money as you’d think doing that job. But I don’t think it’s a terrible idea to do on the side of your real job, how does that sound?

Every part Jack was in but specifically the part where he’s assuring Annie everything’s going to be fine and she’ll be able to keep the bus steady when she has to add speed to jump over the missing part of the road. It’s simple but it always warms my heart. Hey, thanks for saying that. I appreciate it so much. I’ve let myself be treated poorly in the past but I’ve learnt that I shouldn’t tolerate that any more. I’m obsessed with you guys. I hope you’re able to work together again someday. If either of you ever need your egos boosted or want someone to convince a casting director to cast you both in another movie together then you know I’m the girl for the job. I thrive off of it. You don’t want to give me that kind of invitation, you’ll never get me to shut up if you entertain my rambling. It shows that kindness isn’t just an act with you, it actually means something and it’s important which is something I greatly admire. I’ve always loved that about you and when I was younger, watching the was you interacted with people and navigated in groups, it made me want to be more like that. I’ll never quite he Keanu Reeves but I like to think of myself as kind. You’re extremely wise. Has anyone ever told you thay before? Think I could listen to you talk for hours and never grow tired. I’m happy I could make your day even just a little bit brighter. You deserve to smile every day. Are you serious? Thank you so much. That means the absolute world to me that someone i think of so highly rates my work. You’ve made my whole day.

I’ll admit that I wasn’t prepared for you to have such a solid answer but I appreciate the thought you’ve put into my character. Plus I love how you put that it was simple but it warmed your heart because that’s what I was aiming for! You don’t need to thank me for speaking the truth, that the only way I know how to do things is by being honest. I think everyone has a habit of treating themselves a little poorly, right? What’s the saying, you can’t expect anyone else to love you until you love yourself. Would love to work with her again and I’m fairly sure she knows that, but of course, we’ll reach out to you if there ever comes a time when we need help in making it happen. I’ve been trying to get her in any one of my current projects I’ve got going on, but she’s a bit busy it would seem. I promise that I would never tell you to shut up, so by all means keep rambling at me if that’s what you want to do! I’ve never been one that understood fake kindness, you should always treat people right and never be fake about it. And if seeing me do that helps others do that as well, then I’ve truly accomplished a lot in life. I do not doubt that you’re very kind, I’ve seen some of your responses to people! Has anyone told me that I was wise before? Yes, but I’ve also been humbled and told I was a dumbass a few times as well. Even balance though I suppose. Well, I’m not sure I’d be all that exciting to listen to for hours, I can be a bit of a boring old man. And happy to have made your whole day, even again if I was just being honest. You’ve done a lot of great work and you’ve got a lot to be proud of.

How are you the most humble and charming guy even taking a casual dive into my filmography? I know I say it a lot, but still, you just keep living up to the title! I’m glad you enjoyed both Clark and Hemlock Grove though, man. Have to admit Roman was special for being my first main role I’d landed when up until that point, I’d definitely been doing a lot of bit parts. Some nice memories filming that though, and Famke is of course incredible. Speaking of future projects and her, she’s also in Boy Kills World that’s coming out sometime next year, so at least I know I’ve already roped you into watching by dangling our dynamic duo-ship. Sad we missed the chance to hang out in Iceland too, but you know I’m always up for a beer night. Just say when and where, my friend. 

I just had an aw shucks moment that I was not prepared for my friend! Everyone always says that and all I can think is but I’m just being me, which I don’t think is all that special. But thank you! Clark was really interesting but there was just something about Hemlock Grove that pulled me in and it ended far too abruptly for my taste. You did great as Roman and I couldn’t picture anyone else for that role, and clearly showcased your skills to everyone. I didn’t realize Famke was in Boy Kills World, and I was already looking forward to watching for you but now also looking forward to her! But I hope you know I’d have watched it just for you! Since we missed each other in Iceland and I’ve been busy filming in Prague, will you be in Paris for the New Years' celebration? Because if you will be, I’ll be going to Mr. O'Brien's party and we can have a drink then if you’ll be there! You can fill this old man up on what I’ve been missing out on in your life! Deal?

Seems like you did what I did. Said goodbye to the cold and enjoyed some warmth. Canada is one of my favorite places to go for work though. It’s nice to know someone who is a sucker for winter though. How long will you be filming there? Spring is definitely up there in terms of favorite season. I love when you wear a sweatshirt or just a tee shirt for the first time. 

My old bones can’t handle the cold weather any longer that’s for sure. The last time I went to Toronto to visit, I made the mistake of going in the winter and I ached for weeks after! But I still can’t help but love the snow because there is nothing more beautiful than fresh snow if you ask me! I’ll be filming here for the next 2 months! I’m someone that tends to get excited when I know it’s officially sweater weather, I can appreciate that kind of thinking.

The holiday vibes are in full affect at the Pinnock household this weekend. My niece and nephews all came over for our gingerbread house building tradition with their favorite auntie - me, of course. Let’s just say we totally nailed it and my kitchen was a proper mess afterwards, but all the laughs and memories are well worth it. I wouldn’t trade these times for anything. Can’t wait till the twins are old enough to join in the gingerbread house fun, too. Although they had a blast destroying one. What’s your favorite holiday memory or tradition? Or maybe even one you wanna start? @gonehollywoodstarters​

Sounds like an amazing time at the Pinnock household if you ask me, and love hearing kids having such a good time with traditions like that. I’ve always wanted to make a gingerbread house but have never gotten around to it. My question is, are they just something you use for decoration? Or is there a point when you start to eat them? Because I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone eat one! How old are your twins?  Aside from going overboard with decorating, I don’t have a favorite holiday memory or tradition. My favorite part of the holidays has always been just being with family and I guess that makes me sound pretty simple.

I really can’t tell you how flattering it is that you’ve not only watched some of my films, but liked them as well? Thank you so much! Can’t tell you how happy that makes me, mate, given I could certainly say the same of so many of your films, not to mention I’m still not over Matrix Resurrections and how brilliant it was. It’s really difficult to pick a favourite when I’ve a handful that are really special to me. Though I can’t help saying Wolf since I met Lily-Rose filming that, and now we’re married with twins! That film has to take top spot for bringing her into my life. How about yourself, if you had to choose just one of your films? I’d absolutely love to work with you, though don’t know anyone who’d turn that opportunity down! And here I am out of the loop because I had no idea Constantine 2 is happening! Honestly, just tell me when to show up and where, and I’ll be there with the family in tow! Is that what you’re filming in the Czech Republic right now?

You’re an amazing actor and I made sure to write all your projects down so I can watch all of them! You’ve got a lot of talent, and it’s pretty flattering to me that you feel the same way about so many of my films. I’ll admit that Matrix Resurrections is one of my favorite films I’ve done to date, so I’m happy to hear you thought it was so good. A lot of my films are special to me as well and so I know how hard it is to choose. But can understand why Wolf is your favorite for all the blessings it ended up giving you with your wife and your twins. Not to mention sweet, I’m a sucker for love. My Own Private Idaho is mine, I got to work with one of my best friends, River, and since he’s no longer here it holds the biggest place in my heart. I get told a lot that no one would turn down a movie with me, but I could be the worst person to work with! We just got Constantine 2 greenlit, and I’m excited because I’ve been wanting to make this sequel for ages! But don’t think I’m not going to hint to the hiring people that we need to call you for any of my future projects! Oh, and if you’re bringing your family as well, I’ll have to find a part for Lily-Rose as well. And right now I’m working on Ballerina, it’s a spin-off of my John Wick series.