im trying my best

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

thank you

I was scrolling through Twitch and found a steam of an old lady painting and chatting and it’s honestly the most wholesome thing

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

This is really important

*bangs rhythmically on the table* LET. HIM. RIDE! LET. HIM. RIDE!

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How dare anything be this Floridian?

I’m just so happy she gets to keep Rambo.

@jorgetreejoestar

I like the way people stare at babies on the train bc once they make eye contact they start making funny faces and stuff and then the mother exchanges a glance and a smile with the stranger that’s my favorite thing

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second