Lemon Flavored Everything

Merry Christmas from this glorious human and I! Adoption ✔ After 15 years ✔ Fat jokes ✔ A cyst-ing ✔ #LoveUnconditionally #FamilyIsFamily #BloodOfTheCovenant #LivingWithChange #LivingWithChangeFoundation https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0UgwTBPPk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ia1li6f4l0x0

#ILoveSimpleHumor https://www.instagram.com/p/BqlQM_sh3u3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lsa0bxw1wxno

No really... I thought that chopping 21 inches off my hair would eliminate this problem. ANYONE sits on your hair, even your dog... well "this is how im going to die, slow and painful."

😍😍😍singing in the shower 😑😑😑spotify shuts off 😤😤😤just got booted you 😣😣😣pouty face and puppy eyes 😁😁😁spotify turns back on #Winning #SingInTheShower #SheShampoosToTrapMusic #GiveMeAllYourPlayLists

Never let anyone tell you any different! #SelfLove #YouAreNotPondWater #YouAreFijiWater #KeepTrying

Hoping your day is as #Legen #WaitForIt #Dairy As mine is! All day snuggle session with @benthebully and maybe a slice of cake. 😉

It is never too early to start! Seriously. Go get some.

Birthday traditions. 😁 #IBakeMyOwnCake #MyMomHelps #ReallySheMakesIt #ILickTheSpoons

Today was an awesome day. I enjoyed so much sunshine, board games, family, great food, and all around memory making! My family is amazing, my mom is a boss, and grilled oysters are my fave! #MothersDay2018 #MyFamilyIsBetterThenYours

Haha, I swear it's an addiction. Where do you think I am?

The best snuggle buddy a girl can ask for. Gosh I just love him so much!

@benthebully The best pooch around Spoiled Need-asaurus Rex So handsome though. #PittyParent #PittyPride #puppylove #pitbullmom

Cards against humanity, cold drinks, and great friends! #YoungAndWildAndFree #GreatTimes #LiveAlive

Lunch with my momma before she heads to AMX and then off to Paris! See you in three weeks, lady! 😚😚😚❤❤❤🗼 (at Portland International Airport)

Property day, duh! (at Portland International Airport)

Although the footprints left behind of Blanket will never fade away or be covered up, and she will never be replaced, and I still miss her so much it hurts and I cry, It's time to make one rather large announcement: these two litter mates found their way into my heart. They are loud, obnoxious, scared of everything, make so much noise, running in opposite directions at all times, and impossible to hold at the same time... please welcome Biscuit and Gravie to the family. #GuineaPig #GuineaPigsOfInstagram #GuineaPigLitterMates #SisterPigs #LifeOfTheTravelingFluffBalls