𝑑𝑜 𝑚𝑦 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔

so, kenny j, i have an idea of how we can get this friendship right back on track. it does involve you flying out to italy for a weekend, though. i know you're busy being everyone's favorite smoking hot supermodel, but surely you can squeeze in a little bit of time for your self-proclaimed favorite aussie? the weather's elite, i'll buy you all the drinks and i promise not to make it awkward even once. are you in?

and how would a trip to italy fix everything? i mean, sure we could drink and try to have a good time, but it won't make things less awkward at the end of the day. unless you're planning on getting me drunk, in which case, i'd be scared that something might almost happen again. but because you're my favorite handsome, tall aussie boy i'll consider it.

Whenever I have a little break, I'm flying out to LA and will come knock on your door. I'm not taking no for an answer. It's been a while and we need another movie marathon. I'll let you choose the movies but choose wisely, please. We're due another hangout. @kcndalljcnner

oh my god, of course! i'll have a whole setup ready in my home theatre with snacks, drinks and a good movie whenever you arrive! so when are you free? i need to carve out some time.

📱— kenny

📱— kendall

i know i...basically fell into the mom friend group. it wasn't planned but...you know, i miss you. i'm still recovering and adjusting but can we plan...a night out? once i'm able to drink again? plus you could meet the twins. @kcndalljcnner

you better not turn into one of those moms who ditches all her pre-baby friends to go into granola mom mode, and focus all her energy on making fucking homemade, organic baby food or some shit. if you do, i will not hesitate to punch you. a night out sounds right up my alley and we do need to make sure you don't turn full mom, and forget about some syd time. i'd love to meet the twins. i'll be cool aunt kenny who sneaks them booze and talks to them about sex, but in like eighteen years.

I've been thinking about reaching out, but have been so iffy about how to go about it. Last time we spoke...things weren't that great between us, but I miss you. @kcndalljcnner

i literally can't with you, rob. yes, you were a great lay and yes, we had fun, but you're a dad in a fucking committed relationship. do you honestly think your baby mama would be good with us even attempting friendship, when you've seen me naked and heard me moan your name?

So it would be a complete lie if I said that I knew anything going on with your life, honestly. Half the time I don't even know how to keep up with my own life. But I did see that you went to Yosemite. How was that? @kcndalljcnner

oh, yeah. i don't need another person lying to me, so no need to pretend you care about my life. but yeah, yosemite was a nice way to just unwind from reality for a bit. been stalking my insta, huh?