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How did I annoy you? Feel like you're just saying that to try and one up me. Mhm, sure. That's why you're pulling my hair and grabbing my ass. Just for my benefit. I don't believe that for a second, Jacob. I might like it a little rough but you're exactly the same. You're easy to rile up - getting under your skin? So damn easy. You should really work on that one.

to try and one up you? what are we here, 12? yeah, pretty much. like i said, i'm generous. a giver, if you will. i don't think i ever denied that, did i? and you should work on being less fucking irritating. so i guess we're even on that front, huh?

not touchy, just responding how anyone else would when they're dealing with an asshole. i'm not even going to get into that with you as it's none of your business. that's between daya and i. yeah, i don't need your fake sympathy. is this what you live for these days? just trying to start fights with people?

me? an asshole? that's quite rude of you, tom. i'm just making conversation. you're a whole lot more precious than i remember you being. uh-huh, alright. touchy subject, huh? i suppose i'll just ask her then. nah, see you being around impacts on my work. i don't think asking you about that is picking a fight. you're just fucking touchy, mate.

Precisely, I'm so glad that you're willing to not say no to my amazing plan. Oh, I was going to make sure that you had my whole attention for starters and I was also going to make you all the aperol spritz your little heart could desire. Which I don't do just for anyone. So glad that you're embracing it. Sorta kind? I don't know, Jacob. Lets for get about the real logistics, okay? Just get your ass front and center and we'll be a-okay. Honestly I doubt they'll be pissed, maybe a bit jealous, but not pissed. They might even forget about me once they see you there. How do you feel knowing that I'm going to be trusting you with such amazing secrets?

you had me at having your whole attention. so, char, just when are we making this happen? i'm somewhat freed up at the moment, so i can get my ass there font and centre, as promised. forget about you? nah, no chance. you'll be up there, looking hot as hell, and they'll be yelling at me to get my big head outta the way. i'm feeling honored, truly. and the most special.

i think you know the story since it involves my last relationship and a curse that everyone says it real. i didn't believe in it but here we are. so hard to believe! i am after it so i hope you are being serious. maybe they will! what are we wrapping up? i know you have a lot going on. i actually will be so what are we doing?

i'll be honest, z, i don't care much for that ex of yours. so, i wouldn't really call that much of a curse. i'm always serious, aren't i? you know i'm not one to say things that i don't mean - that much hasn't changed over the years. just a couple of things in italy for the dog stars before we wrap properly. ah, you're leaving it up to me, are ya? that sounds dangerous. well, would suggesting dinner be weird?

not saying that to be nice, i did enjoy them but you know how cheesy they can get. but like i said, i do like you in more serious roles and i think drama just suits you so well. don't blame you. at some point you just had enough. i do enjoy making those zombies movies but i also know that at some point enough is enough. that's a tough question. i've done a horror already but it was just a small part so maybe another horror would be nice. or a comedy in the style of what adam sandler or will ferrell do. or something ridiculous but still funny like 21 jump street. well, it comes out this year, right? soon you will be able to spoil it all. but i bet it was hard with all those prosthetics. having to sit still in the make up chair for so long and can't be easy to move in either.

well, it can't be all bad then, eh? i suppose i have a negative bias when it comes to those films, so it's not the easiest to look at them subjectively. i'll be honest, i haven't seen any of these zombies films - i presume i'm not the target audience - but given the topic at hand, i'm going to guess they're not the walking dead kind of zombies? how many of them have you done? horror, or comedy. solid choices there, mate. i could see you as the final girl, for sure. it's wild how easy adam and will make comedy look though, aye? that's one genre that's beyond me. if there's one thing that i got outta my snl experience, it's that i don't have comedic timing. yeah, it was a bit shit. still worth it though, of course.

absolutely not, if there is one thing that i have learned, is you don't mess with the universe. you don't know about that? has someone told you, otherwise? no we cannot but sometimes work is what takes over. that's why i'm trying to have more fun now and i think you could help with that. i'm doing what i can but thank you so much. look at far we both have come! i'd like to hang out again, just let me know when and where? if our schedules align, i'm down.

the way that you said that, made it sound like you speak from experience. what's the story? when did you mess with the universe? i've heard it once or twice. hard to believe, right? if fun's what you're after, then i'm sure that i can oblige and help you out there. if our schedules align, then it'll be the universe once again. i have a couple of things to wrap up, but i'll be back in la next week. will you be around?

Hey, don't feel like an asshole for it! It's fine. Wait, so you don't want me to make it up to you? What if I had this whole plan? Hell yeah, you can be as greedy as you want. Besides we're both pretty great so I can see how it'd be hard to choose. Now you can't go around saying that if you aren't being serious about it, Jacob. You haven't now? Okay, then I'll trust you with my secrets then. Mhmm, I just don't go around sharing it all with just anyone. So, I'd say you should feel lucky as hell right now.

well, if you have a whole plan, then who am i to say no to that? i'm intrigued now - how are you going to make it up to me, char? with your permission, i see no choice but to embrace my greedy side. are you thinking i'm not being serious? sure, sure, the logistics might be tricky with the whole work thing. but if we ignore that part, then fuck yeah, i'll be there in the front row. your fans might get pissed at that, but i'm not about to give up that view, so they'll have to deal. i feel very lucky. i'm looking forward to hearing all about these secrets of yours, actually.

i feel so special! i guess just let me know when you can and we can go from there? i can't make things too easy for you. plus i like having a secret weapon in my back pocket. yes, spoilers and everything. i bet you probably would have to. mhm, you do! right, i'm just selling it, aren't i? i knew it! though i do think an oscar is in your future. i can't just tell you that until you have really agreed and signed the paperwork.

you are special. so, it's good that you're feeling that way, hails. that sounds like a plan! hm, that's alright - i've never much cared for things being too easy. although, i don't know if we can call it a secret weapon, can we? there's not much secret about it. you sure are. i'm super sold, actually. that's very kind of you to say. thank-you. ah, i see. it's very serious business, then. not even a little hint?

Now I want to see how you're meant to be upping your game here. Are you going to be walking around with my face on your shirt? Isn't being kept in mind the same as being on my mind? Cause I don't have anyone lined up for any music videos yet... apart from you. Have you seen all the boys they've gotten in their music videos? Drew, Logan, Will. It's quite the list, honestly.

oh, i was thinking about going big and just getting your face tattooed or something. your face on a shirt could work too though, i suppose. nah, not really much the same. but, like i said, i'll take what i can get. well, now i just feel all special. when everyone else comes knocking, you just tell 'em that spot in the taylor cinematic universe is taken. i'll be honest, i haven't seen. but drew is a pretty tough act to follow, so i'll choose to think it was a blessing they didn't ask.

Man, I got to pick your brain on what it was like working with Oscar Isaac and Christopher Waltz. And of course can't forget Guillermo. He's got such a special way of telling a horror story. Not that Frankenstein is true horror but you know what I mean. He always brings that real gothic vibe to it. And you though, getting to play the iconic monster. How was that? I saw in this interview that Oscar called your portrayal spellbinding. @elordiiis

for a second, i really thought you were going to ask me about working with barry - given that you're both doing that beatles thing. honestly, man. it was an absolute delight. truly one of those pinch yourself moments. the amount of time i spent in that makeup chair however, kinda blew. worth it. but damn, those were some wasted hours. mhm, definitely not true horror, but i get you. i feel like you can't go wrong with a gothic vibe though, y'know? it's one of my favorite genres, so i do have an inherent bias, but i stand by that fact. it was mad, dude. i'm bloody nervous for everyone to see it. but also very excited. how about you? how are you feeling about the paul mccartney of it all?

Well I’m taking it back. You’re just going to have to deal with it cause you annoyed me again. Mediocre? Please. You can try and say that I don’t give good head but I hear the way you react when I’m on my knees and sucking you off. The hair pulling really sells that you enjoy it, too. So with all that — I’m positive that you love when I suck you off and gag a little on your cock. But hey — you’re admitting that you’re mediocre. We love self acceptance.

makes heaps of sense, that does. but it's cool, you annoyed me right back, so it's mutual. mhm, mediocre. subpar. smack bang average, cameron. the hair pulling is for your benefit - don't read into it, i just know you prefer it a little rough and i'm generous. maybe i just love when you're quiet for once, eh? hm, see, i think you're just trying to rile me up here now. you're transparent.

she clearly does and who are we to question? you still are such a charmer, aren't you? i like the idea of the universe just deciding that we needed to see each other. i am still shocked you were there with how busy you have been, i think you and i are on the same level with work. are we saying we should hang out...again? it's been a long time since we have. you're welcome and thank you!

can't mess with those cosmic powers that are out of our control, can we? i don't know about that - but if you still think that i'm charming, then i'm not going to argue. do ya? me too. well, we can't live our lives with all work and no play, can we, daya? that would make things very boring. i think you're a level above. damn near taking over the whole world, you are. and i'm proud of you for that. i am saying that we should hang out again. if you wanted, of course. but i'd like to.

I definitely know where you're coming from. It's hard to say that you'd never do anything again, because like they say...never say never, right? Hope you get all the recognition that you deserve for it though. Oh, so it's not done filming yet? That's insane. Mhm, that's exactly how the cookie crumbles. Thank you, means a lot to hear that. Yeah, it was my first romcom. It was honestly the most fun I've had working on a film. Here's to hoping that I can do more in the future, because I'm not opposed to it at all. Exactly, superheros are always needed and to work double time.

for sure, dude. the minute you say never, is the same moment that you unintentionally close doors, right? i guess there is wisdom behind that saying. who'd have thought it? well, we'll see. i'm proud of it regardless. yeah, it's a bit all over the place with everyone being so busy. or maybe i'm lying and it has wrapped and nate is just dust. i guess we'll see. oh, yeah? that's good, man. hopefully you do get to explore that genre more.

Half the time is a bit of an over exaggeration. Maybe like 1/8th of the time, if you're feeling lucky. You love it when I'm mean to you, Jacob. Otherwise you wouldn't keep coming back for more. It's like a bit of a kink at this point. Mhm - I think that we're remembering things very different here, Elordi. I do believe it's a lot of me telling you how to go down on me. I'd offer to make you instructional videos but even then - I don't think you'd get it. Maybe one day you'll get there.

nah, you said half of the time. i'm taking that and running with it, dove. it's too late to take it back now. ha, well, that would sure be masochistic. i guess it isn't your mediocre head that pulls me back in, so it must be your peachy attitude. that's funny. we both know it's total bullshit, but still humorous. i'll just refer back to this conversation the next time you hit me up then. i'll give it a few mediocre fucks before you're back needing attention.