Gaymers Rise Up

*fires invisible rays at u*

i feel like my continually deepening preference for identifying with terms like transsexual, dyke, faggot, is in part because theyre the least likely to be marketed back to me by old navy

REWARDS: 19 Gold, 84 EXP

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

I haven't watched a single episode, but I love the concept of this Kelly Clarkson talk show. She's just like "It's time for a music break. Me." and gets up to sing every single episode. The cunt.