yikes on bikes

Girl did you just quicksave

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

i was able to detect 5 recently divorced mothers in my area using the power of ley lines and this hall and oates cd

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I'm somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok

spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now