From the Earth, the Land, the Sea and Sky

A sharp scrambling sound, of claws to be precise, rang out through the caves. The origin of this scraping quickly became apparent in the form of a crimson behemoth, the Earth’s defender itself. Its gaze fell upon the helpless individual slumped against the cave walls, this wasn’t its natural habitat so it seemed.

“How exactly does a Soda Pop taste like a colour?”

Something didn’t seem right about ‘yellow’ flavoured soda in his point of view.

“Uhhh...”

To say the least he was a bit shocked, considering this businessman had just leaped up to pitch what he presumed was a new Soda Pop type... but wasn’t this fellow just below a tree attempting to avoid the heat.

shit my friends and i have said while watching netflix marvel tv.

‘ calm down, white boy.’

‘ boo, nobody respects you. ’

‘ stay awake. no, no, no. fuuuuck. ’

‘ WHO THE SHIT ARE YOU. ’

‘ the only hero i trust is the nice lady in medical scrubs. everybody else can pop, lock and leave.’

‘ see, this is why i don’t trust white people. ’

‘ mahoney. more like my honey. ’

’

‘ ugly writing strikes again.’

‘ turn the volume down before the neighbors call the cops!’

‘ alexa, find claire temple.’

‘ dumbass alert.’

‘ the mayo people are at it again! why am i not surprised? ’

‘ gay. so gay and so good. ’

‘ every time i watch this scene, my blood pressure goes up.’

‘ your hoodie means everything to me.’

‘ it’s a skull. ’

‘ i need cheetos and a hug.’

🎵 in a sing song voice🎵 ‘ nurse ninja. nurse ninja. gonna kick your ass! ’

‘ huh, a dragon. that doesn’t sound spooky at all. ’

‘ she was probably possesed. ’

‘ i hope her moms steps on a lego. talk about a walking, talking migraine. ’

‘ mr. clean wants YOUR city. ’ 

‘ bro, i’m gonna cry. what the frickle fack. FUCK.’

‘ damn, ellen ripley went dark.’

‘ he has css. chaotic saint syndrome.’

‘ stop being an asshole for five minutes. ’

A business trip? To Hoenn? It seemed almost unthinkable, considering this tropical paradise was filled with tourists at this time of year. Fortunately, this was one of the lesser crowded spots. The fact that a certain local of this region was here, finding a quiet place to momentarily avoid the rush of humans from Arceus knows where.

send 🍯 for a food headcanon

send🥛for a drink headcanon

send 🐢 for a mental health headcanon

send 🦄 for a physical health headcanon

send ⌛for a sleep headcanon

send 💕 for a love headcanon

send 💣 for a stress headcanon

send 😵 for a sickness headcanon

send 🤲 for a religious headcanon

send 🏡 for a home headcanon

send 🍬 for a family headcanon

send 💼 for a work headcanon

send ⛈️ for a sadness headcanon

send 😡 for an anger headcanon

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

The sound of the Pokedex grabbed the large Pokemon’s attention, gazing around to glance at the place where Red had been standing not so long ago. Groudon would step forward until he stood at the site of the disturbance, scratching a bit at the dirt where Red once stood, not yet spotting the trainer.

“Who comes here?” He spoke, hoping to draw anyone out of hiding.

Red’s heartbeat was getting faster as he tried to catch his breath. That was one big Pokemon…and from what the Pokedex said he seemed strong too. Now Red wasn’t the kind of trainer who would throw everything off balance by capturing Legendaries that help with the land, he would most rather get a Pokemon in his Pokedex before setting them free. However he didn’t think he would try to capture Groudon, not when he angered him like this.

Red tries to think of what to do before he sighs and walks forward deciding to face the music. He was shaking like a leaf, but was trying to look brave. He was Kanto’s champion after all.

“Team Rocket hmm?”

The Pokemon’s expression contorted into a confused frown.

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Independent and selective Mewtwo RP blog

OC and Crossover friendly

Mun is friendly potato and doesn’t bite

“The night belongs to beasts of prey, and always has. It’s easy to forget that when you’re indoors, protected by light and solid walls.”

Independent Smash Bros Ultimate AU for fifteen monsters from Monster Hunter World

Will RP with muses from both Smash Bros and Monster Hunter

There will be threads depicting intense violence and gore with these two; threads will be tagged and placed under read mores.