I can feel Xie Zheng making a list in his head of everyone whose careers he's going to destroy for the ultimate crime of being mean to his fake wife when he goes back to being absurdly powerful

it's been said but i'll say it again: top tier bit of this show is whenever changyu is being given the slightest offense and it pans to yan zheng VERY LOUDLY lefty-looseying the screws on his hinges in the background

kataang shippers are beefing with zutara shippers, zutara shippers are beefing with kataang shippers and zukka shippers are being fed with their crumbs. guys. we're so back

Sorry professor there is no way I could possibly turn in my assignment tonight. You see, theres been a level 5 event in my fandom, no I can not work around this.

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs