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When your the lead heroine in a classic literature novel and someone proposes to you:

How did they manage to FUNDAMENTALLY MISUNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE BASE PLOT OF THIS STORY that child is EVIL he is not NICE and also he does not even WALK ABOVE A LEISURELY PACE never mind SURF are you disney bitches taking ketamine?????????? ‘it’s time you learned something new about your father’ shut your whore MOUTH artemis fowl was the one who DISCOVERED PLOTTED AND SUCCESSFULLY ESTABLISHED CONTACT between humans and fairies! he KIDNAPPED a GROWN ADULT with LIKE PRETTY MUCH ZERO REMORSE THAT IS THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT LIKE HE LEARNS HE GROWS HE REALISES WHO HE IS OVER THE COURSE OF THE SERIES OH MY GODDDDDD DISNEY PLEASE MAKE A NUANCED CHARACTER CHALLENGE i hate you all