dress you up in my love

Some drunk homeless dude, knocked on my door at three in the morning and left me his dog… so uhh if any one wants a new pup, It’s pretty freakin cute. If not I’ll probs keep it and name em Fred. Truly has to be the craziest welcome wagon I’ve ever received.

I mean, that really could have gone any way, I think you got the best outcome honestly. Who knows what the guy would have done. I think you should keep him. Sometimes things happen by fate like that. What kind of puppy? 

I really should finish unpacking and organize my apartment, but that requires effort and some heavy lifting that I’m just not feeling right now. Better yet I think I’m gonna end up avoiding all responsibilities today. Painting and watching trash tv sounds so much better. 

Eh, it’s not like the packing is going to go anywhere if you don’t do it now. I’m definitely in favor of the painting and watching trash tv. What trash tv do you intend to watch?

I will definitely be on the look out, just in case. Post an emotional insta-story and everything. –I think that might be part of it, plus school and sorority stuff– lots of events we’re preparing for, with spring coming up. And work, too, I work at my dad’s garage. It’s a wonder I’m even awake right now.

Please do, and warn others of our discovery. Oh man that to do list just makes me tired and in need of more coffee and it isn’t even mine to do. Got any fun events coming up your particularly excited for? I only work as a receptionist, but I’ve been trying to get my modeling career up and running so that takes up the majority of the rest of my time.

“Well, yeah, I can’t really be shaky when I’m working at the shop. Really only drink it when I’m at my second job. –They taste like shit, but they work.”

What kind of shop? Though I guess any kinda shop wouldn’t work well if you’re shaky. I know it makes my work hard too. I’ve got this theory that if I drink past the shaky maybe it’ll like reverse itself or something. I will agree, having two jobs does make life busy so I can see where you need the extra boost. Do you ever drink both in the same time?

“If you find out, can you let me know? Because I’m pretty sure I’m on the verge of having one constantly from all the caffeine I consume these days. It’s pretty bad.”

If they’re able to restart my heart, I’ll come and tell you. If not, make sure you stay on the lookout for an article about girl dying from too much caffeine. It’s been terrible. Do you think maybe it’s the time change?

“I don’t fuckin’ know? It makes me shaky as fuck when I have too much of it, but nothing like when I have a Monster or RedBull.”

Okay, so like do you stop drinking it when you get the shakes? Like is that your cue? What happens when you have one of those? I don’t do well with energy drinks, plus the smell kinda puts them off for me, I feel like I’m tasting chemical.

“It did only last about a day before I was tired of it. It seemed like they didn’t waste any time before asking if they could text me outside of the app. I don’t want a lot of strangers getting my number. I’m just not cut out for the whole dating scene.”

Was it a dating app that was notorious for hook ups? Or there’s one that I know is more female friendly, like you have to approve people before they can talk to you? If you’re going to try it again download one of those like chatting apps where you can just make a screen name and they can’t get your number.  How come?

“That’s a good idea. But seriously, who leaves their windows open when they’re alone and/or having sex? Like seriously! –Yes, she has finished the third book. Apparently, he moves to a small town. Makes it even worse knowing I already have horrible taste in guys.”

“I don’t know, unless you’ve got some weird voyeuristic fantasies of someone watching you, which just makes my skin like crawl. Oh that’s exciting but also terrifying. Girl I’m with you on that. The last couple have been total duds.”

“You don’t look old enough to be ordering a drink. I need to see some I.D. for proof.” 

“You can’t just take my word for it? I mean, I’m definitely old enough. Though I’m sure as I get older that compliment will be really flattering.”

“I just downloaded one of those dating apps… I am already regretting this.”

“Oh god, my heart goes out to you. I give it about 20 minutes before you get something vulgar or some guy asking if you want a dick pic.”

“Has anyone read this ‘You’ book? It’s a crazy-ass story, and Beck has her annoying aspects, but she doesn’t deserve to have this stalker obsessing over her. Also, shut your damn curtains!”

“Yes! Oh my god, one of my friends recommended it to me and so I read it and I think I am officially scarred from dating ever again. I think I finished it and went straight to target and bought black out curtains for every window in my home. But it is a really good book. I think she may have written more to the story?”