serendipity.

I’m reblogging it everytime I see it. Sorry, not sorry.

i NEED to sit in chairs with armrests but not for my arms only so that i can then sling my leg over them in a debonaire and extremely comfortable style 

cuddling in bed and falling asleep together is probably one of the best feelings in a relationship.

*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me

*opens window* can u throw another

yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

danger shiba inu

loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry

Energy

tell me about your day, i care