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So with this ugly ass beta version, my tumblr doesn’t even want to probably load ! this is clearly a pain in the ass to even respond and I'm SO frustrated rn !! I'll be back tomorrow, hopefully my lil salty email that I've sent them will make them give me back the old version !!

‘ if JACK SPARROW isn’t on a cruise, I’m about to call it a SCAM and rant my ass off on tripvidsor that’s exactly where he should be. mira is really not into princesses other than TIANA, MOANA and MULAN. she likes them strong. I think I saw mickey in an Hawaiian shirt, it was adorable not gonna lie, I might go do the line to have my own picture if he doesn’t make it to the parents club.

‘ if she hasn’t fell into the sea YET, I guess so. I remember behaving so bad in Disneyland when I was a kid, that my mom brought me to Captain Hook ugly face for me to stay with him until she made it to a ride, and then came back. I never misbehaved after that. The look of his face was simply enough. Though I know my girl, I just have to say DINNER TIME for her to be back by my side in no time. 

‘ I would say it’s a good FIFTY FIFTY  I'm all about making it fair right here. She got the best of the worst world, clearly. Actually I was so tired I'm sure I could have slept through screaming toddlers, that says a lot. -- my tiny baby was probably too excited, and that’s the perfect time to give her out to Preston, she’s gonna be DELIGHTFUL to deal with, just like he deserves it. Drop the bomb. do it.

‘ OH definitely yes, I've seen parentless kids running everywhere, that must be eighty percent of the ship EASY. Hey - at least they can’t go too far, and I supposed if they fall overboard they would probably scream so loud that we should be aware even if we’re on the opposite. Plus I know my girl, once her stomach will start screaming dinner time she will be back right next to my side in no time. ‘

‘ why it seems like it’s EVERYONE problem ? I've seen kids running around by themselves, so I supposed we’re already a huge ass club. I mean, same -- I do believe kids are like cats somehow, whenever she’ll be hungry and tired she’ll probably come back. I CAN’T believe she ditched me for that annoying ass flying kid, I though I told her better clearly. But she just see the fun of flying from a roof probably. ‘ 

KAYLA: that's not our usual bed talk, but I bet he knows just like he's dealing with other pussy on the side. Sharing is caring 😊

❝ it was about to be the first night on the cruise, and the first night with Malakai In the same room since quite a long time. Thankfully, their young daughter was with them so it would make things less awkward at least that’s what she told herself as a form of reasurrance. ‘ AMIRA NEELA DESTA don’t freakin jump on the bed naked when the main door Is wide open the world doesn’t need to know about your naked butt ! ‘ shouted the mother to her daughter, as she threw her her pyjamas across the room for her to wear which only made the little girl jumped higher just to fell out of the bed in a burst of laughter. --- clearly, she didn’t cared. ‘ five days, Kayla. ‘ mumbled the younger mother as she was waiting for Malakai to arrive so she could close the door behind them, to what she finally did when he entered the room a few minutes after. ‘ thanks god you’re here. I was about to throw myself into the ocean sooner than I though. ‘ she exaggerated dramatically as she pointed out with her head their daughter rolling into the floor basically naked. ‘  you know what, sh got my eyes - that’s about all. ‘ @malakaidesta​

 UGH my computer is at 5% and of course I can’t find my charger rn, so I should be here by tomorrow babies !! also if ANYONE wants a threat going on with either KAYLA or PRESTON please let me know !!

‘OK BUT I love you. And you know I would love that for her, like GO GIRL. Make your own memories but I can already see kai throwing a huge ass tantrum and how she isn’t supposed to date until she’s eighteen, when the bitch was probably making his own move by ten. OH MY GOD, tell me about it. -- Actually, I knocked the fuck out, so I can’t really tell, but YES - I'm here to save you boo-boo. 

‘ ACTUALLY I don’t believe she’s too much of a princess girl. She’s more into pirates of the Caribbean, or star wars now that it’s linked to the disney corporation somehow. But when I find her, I mean sure, she’s a good company and if that makes you feel less awkward even if you shouldn't be. Do you have children yourself that might not be on the cruise ? 

KAYLA: nani also talked to me earlier, and she's fucking nice. And I'm like does she know I'm sucking ur dick from time to time? I mean, we're both co-parenting so I don't see the deal, but still.

‘ you’re certainly right. I’m CHIP and DALE both at the same time. Hey, at least I'm cute. I believe she’s like a cat, she will probably come back when she’s either hungry or tired.  ANYWAY, why don’t you give the kids to the Kennedy, and join me for a massive cruise tour ?? 

KAYLA: so talk about awkward, uh

       ❛   ‘ CAN you believe that ? it’s been a fucking minute on the cruise and I've already lost my kid. Breaking my own record of the shitty parent book. The last time I saw her was like a minute ago and she said words by word ‘ bye, I'm going to Neverland. ‘ should I believe she’s already flying out with annoying Peter ?   @raisingstarters​