Melts in your mind, Not in your hands.

doctor prescribes a joint and a cup of coffee on the porch while listening to the morning birdsong

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I have an exam tomorrow this better work or else my dead

Wait a damn minute....that worked. MY MATH TEACHER WAS ABSENT :D

I have an Advanced Algebra revision tomorrow… I’m desperate

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

hate this

Okay well you don’t have to like my posts at all and if you want I can lie down on the floor and you can hit me with a shovel or a rake or even just a big stick and you can do it until I stop moving if you want I will do this for you because you hate my post and I am your humble pig

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow