𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈. ✨

Eyes being diverted from his glass in hand to the woman sliding into the spot next to him, Pete very quickly understood the situation and without missing a beat, he leant into the woman as if she’d just whispered something under her breath and very obviously made eyes at the man. “What’s that, babe? You’ve found someone you want to peg tonight? Fuck yes, finally we get to do the human centipede!” He spoke loud enough so the other dude could hear, pounding a fist excitedly on the bar. Making over exaggerated bedroom eyes to the creep, it was almost comical how fast the man swiped up his drink and moved away from the pair before Pete turned back to the woman. “If that doesn’t answer your question - totally cool with you using me if you ever feel unsafe, I got you”. 

She knew this conversation was going to be good. Knowing that it was the Pete Davidson she was conversing with. Tinashe had been a fan of him for years and had grown fond of seeing him on SNL every Saturday night. When she heard what Pete had come up with, she couldn’t help but laugh. A laugh that lasted way longer than it was intended to. “How’d you know I was into that human centipede shit AND pegging? Tonight outta be a blast! You’re spoiling me, babe.” Tinashe replied with a smile as she flashed a wink at him to say thank you. “I knew you would be the best guy for this shit. I can’t thank you enough. Embarrassingly enough, I’ve been a fan of you for years and I’m thrilled to meet you.” She commented. “I’m Tinashe, by the way.”

“Ugh, some guys are such creeps. Sorry that happened to you.” Zendaya looked over the womans shoulder only to spot the same man looking in their direction, she rolled her eyes and shook her head. “I’ll help you throw him overboard instead if you want.” Shuffling over on the bar stool, she laughed at the woman and her honesty. “With weird people like that lurking around, you have to use people sometimes. How about I get you a drink? You’re the one going through it at the moment.” Calling the bartender over, she turned towards Tinashe. “What you having?”

“I know you can say that shit again. Yeah, all guys aren’t bad. However, the majority of them are. I know you know what it feels like, especially being a woman in the industry.” Tinashe agreed as she smiled over at Zendaya. “If I didn’t love you and stan you before, I’m ready to get married at this point. Hell yeah, us girls stick together! I’ll let you know if I need help with the body.” Tinashe couldn’t help but laugh as she admired Zendaya’s gorgeous features. “I’m not going to say no to that. Especially when the Zendaya is buying me a drink. I’ll have a Malibu Sunset. Thank you, babe! I’m Tinashe, by the way.”

Nick: Yeah... It's been stressful. You may not have heard about it because it's still so fresh. There was a whole thing that happened between us and it just so happened to be the day before Spaceman dropped which was a month ago. So, that was fucking fun. But no worries. Just trying to get through it as best as I can. I really appreciate that, though. Thanks, 'Nashe.

Nick: Ha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it goes. I think we've all been drunk this whole cruise. Especially me. Drowning my sorrows in alcohol and writing sad music. I can understand why it was your pride and joy. It definitely deserved more recognition than it got. But I wouldn't put it past you to one up yourself with your next project. Yes, speaking of, we oughta get all our pups together for a play date after we get back from the cruise. I can already see Miss Jazz dominating the three boys. 😂 My children are great. They're MY pride and joy. They've definitely been helping me get through this hard time.

Nick: Aw, really? Thank you. I don't know, I definitely like my other projects better. But that's just me. Being critical of my own music. Ha. Babe, you don't even want to try it with me. I'm trained in MMA.

Nick: Oh, wow. Thanks... I guess? Lol, I'm not exactly sure what to say in a moment like this, being told that I'm the one white boy you'd fuck. 🤣 Don't act like you ain't remember how good the sex was all those years ago. 😏

Tinashe: probably. also because i don't really fuck with all those gossip magazines anyway. most of them are garbage. that... you can't make up. damn, that sucks. no worries. you know i'm here for you whenever you need me. it's what best friends are for, right?

Tinashe: hell yeah we have! i've been living it up, that's for sure. that makes me REALLY sad. 😔 shit sucks, but i know you know it'll get better soon. jazz and jackson would ABSOLUTELY love that. they need some best friends. they are so sick of each other it's not funny. of course jazz will be queen bee, she always is. she's like her momma. dominating ALL the boys. dogs are the fucking best, right? although pj is pretty cool to. 🐱

Tinashe: you can for sure like what you like, i just call good shit when i see it. i'm a woman of fine taste. 💁🏽‍♀️ psht, i don't give a fuck what you're trained in. catch these hands! 😂

@TINASHENOW  ⇢   𝖚𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖔

i’m telling y’all right now... i could get used to this. 💦💦💦

Daisy was walking back from the bar in the music hall with a tray full of shots. Passing them out to anyone who wanted them while she sipped on a long island ice tea having already had a few shots before she left the bar, “Take a shot, or a few if you like i can just go back and get more”  She smiled passing a shot to the person in front of her with a massive smile “Besides there will be a load more drinks back at the suite if you’re joining us there after the party.” She picked up a shot herself ready to down it together. “Heres to being 29.”

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“Thank you! I think I’ll take a few shots myself.” Tinashe said as she grabbed each shot one by one, struggling to hold them all in her tiny hands. Tipping her head back she took one shot, feeling the alcohol burn her throat. “I know you said you’d get more shots, but, since you’re the birthday girl... I think you should have my second one. We’ll do a shot together.” With a smile on her features she handed over one of the shots to Daisy. “Oh? I’m invited? I mean, I just figured I wasn’t since I don’t really know y’all. But, hey, I’ve never been one to miss a party.”

Bill laughed along with her, eyes moving towards the direction she described to see if he could catch a glimpse of him. “That guy over there?” He questioned, a smirk pulling at his lips. “How about I buy you a drink? Maybe he’ll think you’re taken and leave you the hell alone.”

“Don’t fucking look!” Tinashe spoke as quietly, but as loud as she could to emphasize the importance. “Are you clownin’ me, Pennywise?” The musician asked as laughter escaped from her lips. Tinashe shook her head in disappointment as she made eye contact with Bill. “I swear to God if he comes over here now because you looked, I’m sending him to your room.” She said with a wink. “Oh, okay. Yeah. Sounds cool. We’re also going to act like that is the only reason why you want to buy me a drink. I see you, Pennywise.” She pointed her finger towards him and wagged it before chuckling. “Surprise me.”

Nick: No way could I ever forget about you. My soon-to-be ex-wife just kinda had me on a leash and I wasn't seeing much of my old friends, sadly. You really fucking did. Not gonna lie, I miss the short time we shared together. It ended way too quickly for my liking.

Nick: I can tell. You really put out some of your best work with Songs For You. Honestly not a single skip on that album, I still listen to it on the daily. Thanks, gorgeous. I don't think I'm as proud of that album as I am my other ones, just because the whole thing is about Priyanka and it’s full of cheesy love songs. Oh well, I guess.

Nick: I know that's fucking right, say it louder. 👏🏼 Oh? I had no idea you were waiting for one, 'Nashe. 😏 If that's the case, then...

Nick: https://i.imgur.com/SgdC1CA.png

Tinashe: your soon to be ex wife? hold on, wait. have i been living under a rock this whole fucking time? i know sorry isn't going to make anything better, but just know that i am. i know we aren't close anymore, but if you ever need to vent to someone -- i'm always here for you, nick. 💖

Tinashe: thank you so much. 👏🏽 it honestly means so much coming from the myth, the man, and the legend himself. wait, is that the way it goes? i don't fucking know. i've been drunk as hell this whole damn cruise. you know what i mean though. songs for you has been my pride and joy ever since it came out in 2019. i mean, other than my actual children jazz, jackson, and pj. speaking of, how are your children? i love to seem them on instagram. they so cute!

Tinashe: listen, despite who the album is about i still think it is one of your best. don't discredit it just because it's about her. alright, jonas? don't make me 👊🏼 you now.

Tinashe: i mean... you think i'm just here for the talk, baby? nah, i need some of the show. 😏

Nick: T!!!

Nick: I had no idea you'd be joining us on the cruise. I just saw your post on Insta. I'm surprised we haven't run into each other yet.

Nick: How've you been? It's been FOREVER. Not to mention, you're lookin' real good. 😏

Tinashe: OH, what now? you forget about me already, jonas? don't act like i didn't rock your world because i sure as hell know i did. 💁🏽

Tinashe: it really has. i've been great, how about you? been up in the studio making some jams. spaceman SLAPS, by the way. some real bops on that track. i'm not surprised though. you've always had a way with words.

@TINASHENOW⇢ 𝖚𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖔

☀️🌊🍹