Photo taken on the floor of OP’s containment cell.

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

Please remember this St Valentine's day to celebrate all of Ol Val's patronages: Bees and Beekeepers, The Isle of Lesbos, people with epilepsy, people who really don't want to faint, and, of course, plague.

i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot