summer girl

sofia: i am melting in a big pile of goo at the site of that beauty

sofia: as someone who’s in the process of getting two babies, i say you should definitely get a cat

sofia: i’ve been great, a bit busy getting ready for the release of my new song and to of course bring home two kittens

devery: right??? i’m weak, i’m gonna pass away from the cuteness

devery: oh my god, you ARE? i need details stat !!! what do said babies look like?

devery: [ https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYKJgzNFz6m/?utm_medium=copy_link ]

devery: i'm absolutely BEGGING you to look at this cat, bc i'm obsessed

You say that almost as if…. I don’t dress to the nines all the time anyway? Wow, harsher words have never been spoken. Now I see what you really think of me.

not that i don’t have any faith in your fashion ability...it’s just that a lot of people on instagram have been telling me my suit game goes crazy lately, and it’s really going to my head, so i’m ready to knock you off your throne.

When and where is this fashion competition? Me, prepare? I’m already prepared. You, on the other hand: prepare to lose.

well i can’t tell you, because i’m hoping to stack the odds by keeping the element of surprise. looks like you’re just gonna have to dress to the nines all the time just to be safe. better stay on your toes, styles. 

underdressed? i think you hit it right on the mark and definitely made it work. you’re welcome! how did you enjoy the trip? 

aww, really? well, thank you, i appreciate it. it was such a nice trip, plus i definitely appreciate the time off work and such. did you have a good time?

it’s always a safe space to you yes, but it gives me nerves. because right now i’m hyper concious about everything i did wrong that season and now i don’t want you to watch it. oh god, you, my fan club president? i feel almost as privileged as a white man to hear this. thank you babes.

thank goodness, i will be taking advantage of that in the future. oh my god...can you see me rolling my eyes? shut uuuup, you’re such a good actor that it’s fucking annoying. or does your emmy award winning ass need another reminder? cause i am always here to provide, trust me. you should feel so flattered. i’m considering making custom jackets. 

Hunter: No sweat at all, hun. I do it all the time as shameful as it is.

Hunter: Life in general is fun so I guess that? My birthday is in like, two days and I have no plans at all but I'm excited about it anyway.

Hunter: How have you been? What trouble are you getting into on new years?

devery: if it helps, i usually just leave numbers in my phone to rot bc i forget to ever text, so hopefully you feel special!!!

devery: oooh, that's always good. i'm glad to hear it. happy early birthday, beautiful! sometimes no plans is the best plans. hopefully you can get some relaxation in, yeah?

devery: helloooooo

devery: i know it's taken forever for me to text you, leave it to me to totally forget i had it saved! classic 🤦🏻‍♀️

You can be clumsy and still dance though! That’s what I’m saying. Skill levels may be different, but everyone can dance in their own way. Hell yeah! You gotta get the dancing mood to pop up more often, it’s the best way to get through any mood. Angry? Sad? Happy? Dance it out. Works every time.

alright, alright, i’ll try it! if i trip over my own feet, or yours, that’s your responsibility, kay? shit, you might be onto something there...i do have a lot of moods that i don’t know what to do with sometimes. i’ll have to give dancing out all my frustrations a go, and i’ll report back. 

Yeah, but you can be a fan of something without engaging in the fandom. The Star Wars fandom can be a toxic mess, it won’t stop me from loving the movies and playing with my lightsabers. Wow, really? Meanwhile Mandarin is one of the most widely spoken languages in the world. Now I wanna try learn your native tongue, even though I’m sure it’s not very easy to. 

yeah...fun fact, i actually auditioned for a role, which shall remain undisclosed, in the new star wars trilogy, and suffice it to say: they were not happy about that. kinda glad i didn’t get the part, seems like a blessing in disguise situation when i look back on it. now i can just play with my baby yoda toys from afar, peacefully. don’t they say mandarin is one of the fastest growing languages, too? maybe i should give it a go. i’m always so interested in other languages, especially with a whole different alphabet. i’m so down to tutor you, though yeah, i imagine it’s not easy if you’re not a native speaker since childhood. still, imagine having the coolest and most obscure fun fact about yourself in your back pocket to pull out whenever you need it! 

Uhhh… become a BTS fan? That’s good, though! I guess I’d be the same if I were a parent. They just wanna make sure we remember where we come from, and how important it is to rock our identity and be proud of it. 

i don’t know...i’ve seen the way their fans interact with people on twitter, i’m too intimidated to join that fandom. i know, i know, and honestly, i’m so appreciative now that i’m an adult of all the time my parents put into teaching me the language. like, there are less than 5,000 people in the world who still speak my language, so maybe i should just shut up and stop complaining...someday. not today, though. 

ohhhh, yeah. bonus points if it’s a relative so your parents are glaring daggers at you the whole time.

people who stop in the middle of a sidewalk or whatever to check their phone. like, please just step aside! 

replying to work emails. i’m so bad at being professional, i always feel like a weirdo. and i always forget to remove “sent from my iphone.”

people who are rude to customer service workers. get a grip, please.