“oh, of course she does. it’s eivui, after all.” then she took a deep breath, starting her story. “okay, so i first got here and it was fun and then there was this wish fairy and i didn’t wanna be an alien anymore so i wished i wasn’t one but then the spell was broken which was good because i was miserable when i wasn’t an alien, and i also met the ada and zaire who are super nice and alani and zaire are a thing, and then i think it was before the isle that i got diagnosed with adhd, but it could’ve been after, but the isle, there was a trip to the isle and then there was a riot and i passed out and a bunch of villains escaped, too, and the other mother came and tricked a bunch of students into taking their souls – and i was one of them, but i’m totally fine now, i promise! – and the other mother is ada and zaire’s mother, by the way, but she was defeated because ada’s a badass, and then there was this thing that may or may not have been a drug problem, but that’s over, and then valentine’s day rolls around and long story short karp and i are now a thing, so there’s that, and then this happened. and somewhere along this crazy timeline, eivui and freddie have been dancing around each other for ages, but he’s so heart eyes for her, even if he sucks ass at art, and narella’s been doing narella things and karp’s been experimenting, so yeah!”
sammy blinked at her, taking a second to absorb that sudden influx of information. “ okay, so we’re gonna back it up here and take it a little slow. ” he said, rotating his hands around each other in a rewind kind of motion. “ first, auradon sucks. second, wow, you’ve been through some shit. damn. third, congrats, i guess ?? i’m not sure if i saw you and karp coming or not, but cool. ” he paused for a moment, wondering if he should bring it up or not, and deciding to just go for it. “ can we focus a bit on this drug problem thing ?? talk to me about that. ”