kawakitty

ugh i'm so mad i'm going to go home and touch my husband's tits so i won't be mad

And I cannot stress this enough. Republicans will do anything to ensure trump does not testify. Donald trump testifying in his senate trial is the republicans worst nightmare. They know he can’t go two minutes without telling a lie, and they don’t want to have to defend perjury on top of everything else

here’s how bernie can still win

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

everyones posting rabb.it alternatives. just have all of your friends open the same video and then count down from 3 and hit play at the same time like the rest of us. back in my day,