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george.
‘ i’ll be honest ; i’m not even sure what purpose they serve to society. they’re just gross. as for dying, it can ; just cut off it’s head. it dies after a month. i’m also pretty sure you can step on it. ’
‘ i’ve met some cockroaches in my life, yes----- just as useless, just as gross. somehow, though ? still ALIVE. like this bud over here. how am i supposed to step on it if it can’t die ? that makes zero sense, and it is kinda cruel. ’
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levi.
“ sorry. right – yeah, i am. but, things move so s l o w l y here, and i don’t ; none of us have time on our side. i - i shouldn’t be here, i can’t make a difference here. ”
‘ and where would you GO ? d’you know of an apocalyptic paradise you’ve kept your lips sealed about ? ‘cause in all those years i spent out there, valdez was --- and still is --- the closest thing to resemble four seasons i’ve come across. ’
emma.
‘ i …. might have gotten in a fight. accidentally on purpose. or totally on purpose, depending on who you ask. ’
‘ -------- BITCH ! and who won ? it was you, wasn’t it ? are you gonna give me the “ you should see the other guy ” ---- girl ---- toddler---- line ? if you don’t drop a name, you best believe i’ll look for them myself. ’
odette.
❛ did you pull that fact out of your ass too? and it most definitely is, honey. – – – hm, depends. going in deep tonight, davis –– how do you feel about your mother? hold back, and i might actually kick your ass. ❜
‘ ------ and so it begins, bugging the shit outta me with me like sisters do ! what’s next ? hide my toys in places i can’t reach ? spit on my hairbrush ? are you going to stab me with a fork ? ------ --- that’s a bit over the top, don’t you think ? jesus. well, there’s not much to say; i was really young when she died, so... memories ? none. i do love her, though, like... the IDEA of her, at least. what about yours ? hold back---- and i swear i’ll run like hell. ’
tris.
❛ i’m roommates with the guy, – remember? if anyone would’ve found out who his secret buttbuddy was, it’d be me. but… i guess, if you insist. though i’ll definitely owe you a BIG fat ‘ i told you so ’ when it turns out noah’s just been having some weirdly vivid wet dreams. –– –classic noah, definitely. but he didn’t, –– uh, try & play match-maker, did he? ❜
‘ anything goes ! we’ll just cross that bridge when we get to it. --------- --- he did NOT go all DR. LOVE on you too, did he ? ’
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tris.
‘ not that i MIND finally being the sherlock of a scenario––– and not just being sarcastically handed the title… i’m starting to think the bastard made it up. seriously. that–– or he’s got some fucked up masturbation techniques. – – – what was he on your case for ? ’
‘ that’s why we oughta join forces and unearth the truth behind noah william’s case; you could be onto something, but it could be just noah being noah, too. i mean, he’s freakishly tall and what good does it do if you can’t suck your own dick ? the inches he’s got to spare ? contortionism ! --- ---- -- oh, you know, classic noah; flannel and gay stuff, the prospect of artificial insemination as our buddies out there want to feast on our brains, whatever’s left of my love life--- music ! and he didn’t want to give me a foot massage. can you believe that ? like, isn’t it the sole purpose of having friends the unlimited access to toetally awesome massages ? for FREE ? i feel scammed, really. ’
odette.
‘ still sounds like a whole bunch of bull to me ! but hey, –– you wanna be in charge of the wild animal ? be my guest. i could use some entertainment in form of serious MAIMING. – – – my mother wasn’t exactly the family type, davis. grandmother ? never met. aunt ? not sure i got one of those. father ? don’t even know his name. i could be ASIAN for all we know. though that might be a bit unlikely. ’
‘ ------ this FUN FACT is so freakin’ dope that its authenticity is doubted right and left, and one that i’m pretty sure only about a three percent of our current global population is aware about, which, by the way, makes you one of the LUCKY ONES, and your lifetime wish is me, getting ripped to s h r e d s by my hypothetically adopted son ? love you right back ! ------ --- listen; you have a family you never met, and i have a family i have met but never really knew---- see how the pieces of the puzzle fit themselves together ? now we’re sisters. it’s pure logic, ivers ! you can’t argue with logic ! ’
emma.
‘ okay! uh — — let me think. i … … when i was seven, i overfed my class fish and blamed it on the girl who cut off my ponytail. everyone hated her for the rest of the year. my hair grew back, and so did her popularity in elementary school, so all’s well that ends well — — but i don’t know: pre-pubescent revenge is kind of a lame secret. what do you want to know? ’
‘ you had your ponytail cut off ? if that’d happened to me i would’ve superglued her ass to the toilet. but the fish is good too. sucks that her redemptionless redemption arc didn’t stick longer, though. bitch had that coming and more. ----- i want to know what happened ! i want to know all the dirty deets and clean bits ! not so long ago you were willing to sacrifice your pure soul to lucifer out of a whim I had and you leave me in the dark about this ? low-blow, phillips. low-blow. ’
george.
‘ pretty sure it’s cockroaches. they’re the ones rumored to be able to survive nuclear warfare, right ? i’m pretty sure beetles are pretty easily killed. –– i’m not touching it either ; bugs freak me out. ’
‘ --- still repugnant bugs at the end of the day ! no point of even existing if i get nothing but the creeps out of them. i’ll just--- kick it away, i guess--- since it can’t fuckin’ die--- fuck. ’
No Grey, The Neighbourhood.
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I will love you until the we run out of mornings. Then I will love you in the dark.
Anonymous
tris.
‘ should’ve aimed for half an hour, huh ? –– – oh, you know… the usual ! attempting to stay alive, scolding some kids lacking a god damn IQ–– spying on noah, trying to figure out who the fuck he’s been seeing. last one ? unbelievably uneventful. – – – but shitty puns are ! ’
‘ ------ NOAH’S been having SEX ? oh my god, that sneaky little bastard ! i am so fuckin’ grossed out by this, but if i don’t put a NAME to the shapeless silhouette, i’ll go ROGUE. so, you just got yourself a watson--- after not minding his business and smothering me to no end, i’m not gonna mind just MINE. ------ --- yeah. will desert the topic for now ! ’
odette.
‘ all that fuckin’ rambling aside, –– a bear joined the army ? there’s a strategy valdez might wanna try. a freaking care-bear has more brain than the majority of the protection department. an improvement if you ask me. – – – & is this the part where i start listing percentage ? twenty-five percent dutch, some… irish, thrown in there. definitely a little russian–– fuck if i know. white ! ’
‘ does it look like i’d KID about this ? it was in a fuckin’ book ! that’s how legit this is. wojtek made it to the rank corporal, which i’m guessing is kinda cool---- carried weapons, ate cigarettes, drank beer--- even rode in the back of a damn motorcycle ! like, what have i done with my life so far ? just--- watching over kids, i guess ! all we gotta do is find a baby bear and care for it, maybe dress it up as a real care-bear, and hopefully it’ll grow up to love us, if we’re lucky enough. don’t know ‘bout you, but i’d trust a bear with my life. ------ --- you’re russian !? so am i ! i mean, ukrainian, actually, but... we’re almost best friends, and almost sisters ! russia and ukraine are close, right ? maybe... second cousins ? frankly, if this isn’t what FATE sounds like, i don’t know what it is. ’
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emma.
‘ i mean it — — it’s p a i n s t a k i n g l y petty, and i’d really rather not have you see me in that light. some things are meant to be kept under wraps, you know? — — blood pact aside, of course. but —- bringing it back into the equation? i’ll tell you anything else you want to know; and i won’t die any time soon. if i can help it. ’
‘ fine ! but it is a small town and i will find out and those wraps ? will have to be unwrapped. ----- anything ? nice ! okay, uh... tell me a secret; ‘sides the one you can’t tell me, obviously. ’
tris.
‘ a bit excessive. how about a temporary avoidance of the topic until i’m back to self-deprecating jokes ? ’
‘ ------ what topic ? ---ah, see ? got the hang of this already ! so, what’ve you been up to these --- approximately --- two weeks, seven hours, twenty-eight minutes and four seconds of avoiding your best friend ? d’you hear about the drought ? had a couple of jokes up my sleeve, but figured dry humor isn’t my strong suit. ’
