Kavalier

I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao 

That very specific smell of your lover that makes you feel warm and comfortable and happy - Guest Submission

if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s sexual traits. Roll dexterity. Make your players roll constitution saves. Give them challenges. If they don’t please the beast, go praying mantis on them. What’s weaker than a bard? A naked bard. Their AC has now been hella dropped. Maybe they succeed and all is well, but that displacer beast is clingy and keeps encountering the party.

“Time to reflect on my life choices…”

“Dear Diary:”

That’s what this quote is from and trust me the whole video is just as funny and even funnier