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Excuse me but youâre going to have to check out these memes of Joe Biden plotting booby traps in the White House before Trump takes office
Enough said.

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Youâre in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasnât scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters⌠I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotteâs bed. Across the room underneath Danielâs crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. âIâm not afraid of you monster!â She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and⌠She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. âMove. Over!â Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isnât afraid of any of my monsters; sheâs afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. âWhat theâŚâ I cut Francisâs next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. âIf you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.â I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. âIâll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.â Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
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Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldnât want this on their dash
The turtle one
If this doesnât make ur day better u are wrong and you can go
Is that tom from myspace?
this is precious
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang âbrown eyed girlâ to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered âcount olafâ
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said âyouâre curedâ
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasnât getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying âpeanut peanutâ until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said âThank youâ.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift donât let anyone tell you otherwise

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