This is me randomly reblogging stuff

Sam walked into the hotel room. Dean was standing in front of the mirror fixing his bow tie. At first glance he looked normal, calm, cool, and collective. But Sam knew that wasn’t the case.

Dean wasn’t in his FBI suit but a tuxedo. He wasn’t dressing up to interrogate a suspect, he was dressed up for his wedding. Today Dean was marrying Cas, and he couldn’t be happier.

Sam walked over to Dean, “how are you?”

“This bow tie won’t stay straight.”

“Oh, don’t worry it’s just setting the mood of the wedding.” Sam started laughing at his joke and Dean shot him a death glare. “I’m just joking it looks fine.”

“Are the flowers here? Is the band set up? Is Cas alright? I bet he’s freaking out. Someone should go check on him.”

“Dean calm down. Everything is all set up and the guest are waiting. And Charlie is with Cas. He is fine. It’s you I’m worried about.” Sam reached up and straightened Deans bow tie.

“Okay then I guess I’m ready.” Dean took one more look in the mirror and followed Sam out of the room. Sam lead him to the front of the Church to where the ceremony was to take place. Dean was the one the decided to get married in a church. He thought it only right for an angel to get married in a church.

Dean and Sam both took their places in front of the priest. Dean was in the center and Sam was standing to his right. Hunters, family, and friends filled the seats. The rooms was filled with blue tweedias and hydrangeas. Dean said they brought out Cas’s eyes.

The music started and the doors at the top of the aisle opened. Charlie walked through the doors followed by Cas. Cas was also in a tuxedo but he put his trench coat over it. As Cas walked down the aisle Dean’s stomach filled with butterflies. When Cas finally reached Dean the priest started his ceremony.

“Castiel repeat after me, I Castiel take Dean Winchester.”

“I Castiel take Dean Winchester.”

“To be my lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold.”

“To be my lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold.”

“For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health. Until death do us part.“

“For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health. Until death do us part.”

“Now Dean. I Dean take Castiel Novak to be my lawfully married husband.”

“I Dean take Castiel Novak to be my lawfully married husband.”

“To have and to hold.”

“To have and to hold.”

“For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health. Until death do us part.”

“For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health. Until death do us part.”

“I by the power invested in me, by the state of Kansas, pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss.” Dean leaned in and kissed Castiel’s full lips. He couldn’t believe this actually happened. It was his dream finally coming true and he wanted to hold on to that moment for ever. But of course he had to stop.

IKR! :O 

Like, Dean, you know the drill; IF U LIKE IT MAKE SURE TO PUT A RING ON IT! Once he comes back, plz don’t ever let that angel out of your sight again, you useless bisexual

They’ve always been together, even when they weren’t. They’ve always known that whatever exists between them is cosmic, is a fate not even they can refuse.

But it takes Dean walking into the kitchen and seeing Cas squinting at the toaster to really accept it.

“What are you doing?” Dean asks warily.

Cas just stares at the toaster, leaning forward slightly, all muscles tense like he’s ready to take flight. “Making toast.”

Dean isn’t sure whether he should be rolling his eyes or leaving the room quickly. He decides on continuing to investigate. “You don’t eat toast.”

Cas still doesn’t flinch. “You do.”

Dean nods. “Thanks for that. But why do you look like you’re at war with the toaster?”

Cas brushes the question away with a shake of his head, concentrating. When the toast pops up, he jumps, arms raising slightly in an almost defensive stance.

“What the hell, Cas?” Dean asks, finally irritated enough to let it show in his voice.

Cas moves to the toaster, still wearing an undershirt and boxers and looking nothing like the warrior angel he is. “I don’t understand why the toast pops out so aggressively. Maybe it’s a way for humans to get their blood flowing in the morning. But I don’t trust it.”

Dean pauses for a moment to let that sink in, then starts laughing, deep and loud guffaws from somewhere so deep it almost never sees daylight. And that’s when he falls in love.

He walks forward and accepts the plate of toast Cas is proudly thrusting toward him, and sets it on the counter.

“Don’t you want to eat?” Cas asks, face falling slightly.

Dean runs his hands through that messy, dark hair, then pulls Cas into his arms, locking his hands at the small of Cas’ back. “In a minute.”

As requested

So the BMOL (British Men of Letters) kidnap and torture Sam for information and stuff, but Sam is like ‘I’ve been tortured by Lucifer, this is nothing.  Bro, do you even lift?’

Meanwhile Dean like all ‘Yo!  Cas, I’m alive and this is me ma.  Ma this is harp head’. 

And Mary gets the shock of her new life at all the Dean and Cas loving

Then it’s time to save Sam.  Luckily two of the finest killers alive are there to chase down the BMOL and protect Mary.   Except that a British lady kicks both their asses at the once, and we’re all kind of embarrassed for them.   So Mary like all mothers, had to do everything herself, takes down the foe and mourns her once clean hands

Dean gets captured with Sam but luckily Mick Davies wants Cas’ ass and helps them, oh yeah Mick Davies

Actually a lot of people want Cas’ ass this year

Castiel and Dean fight a whole lot, because Dean is worried about and mad at the bae but Cas will not take it lying down (in this context)

But then they still join forces against evil angels and throw bitchfits every five minutes because ‘I love you’.  Which Cas totally says to Dean, and there’s  mixtapes and Cas playing Dean in his room, and stealing Dean’s favourite toy.    It made Brokeback Mountain look straight (not really, but come on!)

Sam plays referee but he gets Eileen and there’s less drama, Saileen for the win!

They are cute and supportive and badass, made prank calls and basically rule

Except they kill Eileen and the fandom is furious!   #firebucklemming, we’re sick of this bullshit.  The bull is full of shit.  So I guess with Eileen being dead Destiel remains the undisputed power couple by default.  Whoops no, Cas died too, and Crowley, and Rowena

Fandom is mad beyond all reason, overkill on the kill.  (It’s gonna be okay guys….well for Cas anyway, bitch about the other three deaths all you want)

Oh, and Lucifer the human hater decides he wants a kid and does the do with a human.   After he and Crowley play a game of ‘Whos the Dom?’

The wee abomination (Jack son of the devil) sees Cas and is like ‘dibbs’.  Cas had been meaning to kill the kid, but then he’s like:

‘Maybe murdering innocent babies is wrong?’

And decides to play the role of the daddy, before he gets deaded, and after Kelly (baby mama) angelnaps him

Also Mary goes full Ripley from the Aliens franchise on Lucifer’s ass

Cas kills death, Sam and Mary get in bed with BMOL then take them down.  Bobby lives in the AU, and Dean gushes to some waitress about how hot Cas is…in front of everyone

Sam leads an assult on the BMOL and Dean hangs out in his Mum’s head and the Winchesters love each other to death (and past death, cause they die every five minutes)

dan + dancing