we transposed your girlfriend into a minor key. yeah she’s much more interesting and sinister now

reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

what caused italians to make all those gory movies in the 70s and 80s

you know how it is with spaghetti

“gender and sexuality are separate concepts” and “my gender and my sexuality are inherently connected in ways i cannot articulate clearly with words” are concepts that can and do coexist

Math and science are separate concepts, but those bitches always be intermingling…

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

gay marriage

"lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

god the women you put on earth to look at pictures of snoopy are being forced to work

Reblog and in the tags put what age you first got eyeglasses (or contacts if you skipped directly to contacts).