Not Today Satan

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

this is it, this is the depiction of my last two brain cells that I’ve been waiting for 

……his own fam 

wow

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

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47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

My dads old coworker was named ‘M3 Sweatt’. that was his Birth-name

47 month old

My sister literally went to school with a kid named Random Lowe.

My dad went to high school with these twins sisters named, Marry and Christmas.

Pretty soon kids are gonna start getting made fun of for having ‘boring’ names like Katie

I’m mildly aware of their presence. They clog the Post Road with their beemers and Chrysler minivans and treat service staff poorly while holding up the line at the local Starbucks.

I can’t get over 47 month old… 

47 month old

This was a wild ride.

A teacher I work with has a son named Kyron.

We had kids named Pebble and Kale at my school this year.

You call them dumb rich people names. I call them D&D NPC names.

I always love this post when it comes around but have always been tempted to add, as I now will do, that the name Tryge is a pretty regular Norwegian name and having grown up with many Scandinavian relatives and neighbors I’ve known more than one person with that name. I had a family friend whose three sons were named Kristoff, Karl and Kjell, all pretty standard Norsk names (that last one is pronounced “Chell”).