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Sorry for the abandon. I crashed. Still in it.

Sid, what's the address

Some fella on the way with ket

Just has one request

We've any wheelchair access

He's handicapped

Just let him in

At the dentist. Hygienist checking my jaw before proceeding to the clean. Says she notices a slight click when i open wide.

Hygienist: It's usually caused by chewing gum, or if you clench or grind your teeth at night.

Me: Yeah, I don't do either of those things. Look, Sapphire, this is probably way too extra for 9am on a monday, but, uh, it's not caused by giving head is it?

Hygienist: <wheezing>

Me: Because I love doing that and I been doin a LOT of it lately

Hygienist: (recovering) you can tell your partner that you're in the clear.