WELCOME TO CARTMANLAND

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

wait can someone explain what this means to me I really want to know

if i am candid about how i feel i will die like john f kennedy

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

are you normal about Jews? have you ever been normal about Jews? will you ever be normal about Jews? when will you be normal about Jews?

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

thinking of a bart Simpsons knuckle tatto that says EATS HORT