Mainly Cats

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

They’re releasing the Wicked original book with a movie tie-in cover, thus guaranteeing another generation of middle school girls and gays will unsuspectingly pick up what they think is a novelized version of the musical and get instead lesbian sex, politics, and animal orgies.

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

getting fingered in a carriage with the curtains wide open as they ride through the street, the driver pretending he can't hear the excessively loud moaning, set to an instrumental rendition of give me everything by pitbull was peak bridgerton. absolutely perfect 10/10 that's what i signed up for

say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !