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all i want right now is a cliché undercover marriage 1x1 where there’s two spies who hate each other and everyone knows it but now they’re the only two avalible for this long term undercover mission as a married couple in an apartment/suburb and they have to be believable through dinner parties and etc. just pleASE give this to me

*whispers* a f/f thread where they’re two best friends, coworkers, whatever. who are both single and decide to spend valentine’s day together watching movies, eating snacks and drinking wine as gal pals but at some point of the night they’re singing to their favorite song because FUCK YEAH they sooo don’t need a man and slow dancing and there’s too much wine in their system and it’s all too unintentionally romantic that they start kissing and oh…..

ok but a “you’re my best friend’s girl and i know i should stay away but i liked you first and god dammit i want you (oh and i’m a much better fuck let me prove it too you)”

give me a f/f plot that’s “your boyfriend’s a dud and i always end up hand picking all the jewelry he buys you, and it sucks having to watch him gift it to you and act like he picked it out himself, always wishing it was me you were hugging and thanking instead” 

a  plot  where  muse  a  uses  muse  b  to  make  their  ex  jealous  ,  but  muse  b  doesn’t  know  and  thinks  this  is  a  legit  relationship  .  then  obvi  muse  a  starts  to  actually  have  feelings  for  muse  b  ,  but  muse  b  realizes / finds  out  that  muse  a  was  just  using  them  and  ,  y’know   :   DRAMA  .