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creativehypocrisy:
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons downā¦ And shot off their testicles.
āThe old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,ā said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeantās desk and told him as calm as could be: āThose bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.ā
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomasā testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. āThe one guy, Thomas, didnāt lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he wonāt be using it the way he used to,ā Detective Delp told reporters. āBoth men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think theyāre just happy to be alive after what theyāve been through.ā
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. āWhen I saw the look on my Debbieās face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ācause I figured the Law would go easy on them,āā recalled the retired library worker. ā And I wasnāt scared of them, either - because Iāve got me a gun and Iāve been shootingā all my life. And I wasnāt dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.ā
So, using a police artistās sketch of the suspects and Debbieās description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
āI knew it was them the minute I saw āem, but I shot a picture of āem anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,ā the oldster recalledā¦
āSo I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot āem right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt āem most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.ā
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. āWhat she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,ā Det. Delp said, āespecially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.ā
Things to do when I am old: become a vigilante and crusader against injustice.Ā This woman is an octogenarian Batman.
You know this will be my mom someday. Or my grandma...or my cousin...or me... We are strong-mindedĀ TexanĀ gun owning women! Don't think we wont shoot some balls off!
