i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health
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i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health

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Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling itย
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How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..
Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault.
It seems absurd, looking at someone? Whereโs the harm, right?
Well, it turns out itโs so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someoneโs living room window. For weeks.
Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. Itโs not harmless, itโs months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe.
TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you playย โIโm not touching youโ and it is alreadyย fed up with your BS.
what do you think of Taylor Swift ?
Heard she turned into a cat recently good for her
apparently Splash Mountain actually splashes youโฆโฆwtf?!?!
Boy forgets his age after wisdom teeth removal operation
โWeโre fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.โ
โMeap, heโs the most adorable thing in the world.โ
โReally? Are you sure thereโs nothing, or no one thatโs more adorable?โ
โNo, not a chance.โ
PART 2
โOkay. I jury-rigged Ferbโs old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.โ
โIt locks on to the cutest thing in the area,โ
โso it should lead us right to Meap.โ
โLetโs see if we can get a signal.โ
โGot something!โ
โOh, thatโs probably me. Sorry.โ
โNo. Itโs three miles in that direction.โ
Part 3
โIsabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?โ
โSure!โ
โI still havenโt gotten myโ
โโyou wouldnโt know cute if it bit your legs offโโ
โaccomplishment badge.โ
โCool!โ
โLetโs go!โ
Part 4
โHmm, Iโm having trouble picking up his cute signal.โ
โPhineas, since you obviously wonโt figure this out on your own,โ
โI think Iโm the one causing the cute interference.โ
โDonโt be silly Isabella.โ
โI took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.โ
โSee, look what happens when I change it back to normal.โ
Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:
Part 5 (from a different episode)
โSo, do I know romance or what?โ
โwhat.โ
โI said, do I know romance or-โ
โI heard you.โ
Part 6 (this time with Candace)
โSo thatโs Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?โ
โThatโs right.โ
โAnd that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.โ
โDid you hear that? Aunt Isabella!โ
โThat means Iโm gonna marry Phineas!โ
โOr Ferb.โ
*clicks tongue*

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โpolls show that 34% of americans will vote forโโ
what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick
As a statistician, these are EXACTLY the questions you should ask when interpreting a poll.
In fact, you shouldnโt HAVE to ask. A data scientist doing their JOB will provide that information UP FRONT. How the random sample was taken, who was polled, and what demographics were potentially left out of the poll.
If that information isnโt there, donโt trust it.
i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second
anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and iโm doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that heโs got a new tool for helping people recognize when theyโre using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk
and iโm like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because iโm a linguistic learner and whenever paulโs like here i have a tool for you to use itโs pretty much always an article or a book or something
paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around.ย i stare.
i say, paul.
is that a nerf gun.
yeah, says paul.
i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.
he happily informs me that thatโs really up to me, isnโt it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?
and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how iโm having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like iโve forgone getting groceries for the past week and thatโs so stupid, what a stupid issue, iโm an idiot, how could iโ
a foam dart hits me in the leg.
i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.
i say, slowly, itโsโ not a stupid issue, iโm not stupid, but itโs frustrating me and i donโt want it to be a problem iโm having.
no dart this time. okay. sweet.
so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldnโt you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and heโs very smug about itย
anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear whatโs all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.
The โI wonโt hesitate, bitchโ vine but @ friends who donโt love themselves
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So happy to have completed this series! I will be making these designs into stickers and acrylic charms. They will be available at my new etsy store!
He's determined to figure out doors. He's a bit confused but he knows it has something to do with the handle.
update: he accidentally opened the door and got into the main cat room.ย He terrorized the other cats by repeatedly headbutting them and purring loudly, causing great offense to the dignified persians, confusion to the CH kitty (who i really need to get a picture of because sheโs fantastic), and delight for Roomba.
The other reason Roomba earned her name is because, if she bumps into another cat, she immediately tries to groom them.ย This is VERY sweet from a human perspective, but considered pretty rude by cat standards.ย She was very happy to meet someone she can groom freely.
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, theyโre funny as fuck
actual dialogue:
โto your battle stations, boys! itโs time to line up and see whoโs tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.โ
โhereโs a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me themโ
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Look at this! Look at this fucking thing! This was done in 1986, and used absolutely no CGI whatsoever. It was ALL practical, and ALL done through puppetry. Look at the last gif. Over a dozen vines are moving at once along with its head, lips, and tongue! In interviews Rick Moranis has stated he often forgot he was working with a puppet, as opposed to a really ugly guy. Even today it looks so real. Audrey ii is nothing short of miraculous
IM SORRY WHAT
WHAT
It took over 60 puppeteers to operate Audrey IIโs final form in the film. You can read more about the puppetโs creation and operation here.
The practical effects of Little Shop of Horrors was fucking astounding.ย Itโs worth it to mention that, in the scenes where the plant is moving, the filming was slowed to 12 to 16 frames a second, so that the film could be sped up to give the Audrey II a more lifelike appearance.ย In such scenes where actors like Rick Moranis had to speak with the plant, he had to mouth his lines at a slower-than-normal speed while still looking convincing, only to have his voice added in post.ย
Itโs also worth mentioning that a crew of 60+ puppeteers were needed to operate the plant, as the entire puppet weighed over a ton.ย
Tallsbian saga(so far!) in order!ย