"Being fat has its benefits. for one, a fat person takes three times longer to drown. since fat consists of oil and oil is lighter than water , fat people stay afloat longer when their thin companions have long gone down. in titanic, if leonardo dicaprio had been fat, he would still be alive in the end. that’s why bollywood heroes stay alive longer too. they can get shot, drowned, thrown down a cliff, but thanks to their fats, they survive to live happily ever after!"
Afdlin Shauki












