Commas & Ampersands

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽